Can someone

You can't be Dr. Johnson, it's too close to Dr. John. Imma call you Dr. Freedman.

 

That's pretty Jewish.

 

Guys, she has spoken- cutting and forcing yourself to throw up solves your life problems.

Weird, I used to think John was Jewish before I knew him, for some reason :v

 

you infuriate me.

 

drown your emtions in hawaiian punch like I do. Good replacement for wine

 

What happens when you cut yourself?

 

Well, you know, that's how I roll. You can call me John Silverman.

I hear that actually dealing with your problems is the least effective means of improving your life.

 

:v hsjfal white space

 

Can it cure my cancer?

 

awww .

 

Just find replacements to relieve stress. How do you usualy relieve stress

 

wait, he's not Jewish? ffffff

 

I hope your not joking man

 

Well that depends, do you have a few Linkin Park albums readily available? You'll need them.

It's okay, I'm willing to convert for you. D:

 

dude, do you still have the awesome jewfro?

 

not anymore. I cut it done. Everybody was despaired when they saw I cut it. But, it was so gross. you don't even wanna know.

wait, how do you know about my win of a jewfro?

 

I like how she's talking about bulimia nervosa and cutting herself and Advent is talking about converting to Judaism. This is the essence of Spam Zone.

And it's Dr. Johnson because Johnson is my last name, so the title preceding it would make more sense.

And Rosey, if you actually want, I will listen. j00 mah frend, y0.

 

I've seen a picture of you :v a loooong time ago, you showed me on msn.

BRING BACK THE BIG HAIR

 

whaaaaaat. when was this?

and no. it's gone 4ever.

 

Jew + hair = Jewfro

Jewfro = win

Dr. Johnson =/= Jew

Dr. Johnson =/= Win