can someone explain

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  1. 61 No. B

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    how jared leto is so ****ing beautiful

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    i mean what the heck man you're a disservice to the rest of us normal humans
     
  2. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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  3. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Pretty sure he's a vegan? Probably works out a lot.

    The rest is just good genetics and hygiene.
     
  4. Misty gimme kiss

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  5. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Get rid of the DAMAGED tattoo and some of the other tats and it's fine to me.
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    The Damaged one is probably the most awful thing I've ever seen
     
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  8. Arch Mana Knight

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    To this day I still don't understand the hate for that Green Lantern suit. I thought it was pretty much the only thing that movie did right.

    Neat CGI suit with cool glow>Spandex sleepwear
     
  9. Hayabusa Venomous

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    The completely unnecessary muscle fiber texture going on with the suit, the bizarre thing going on with Ryan Reynold's eyes, and how God damn awful that mask looks.

    The mask ruins any chance the suit has of looking passable to me. It looks like someone took a green Fruit Roll-up and stuck it to Reynold's face.
     
  10. Arch Mana Knight

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    Dammit. Now I can't unsee that. Though I guess you're right. That mask is bad. The eye thing going on is, I'm guessing, an attempt to mimic that whole "white eye" thing the comics have going on with people in masks. I don't know if I have an opinion one way or the other on that. The muscle fiber thing...eh. I think it looks alright. Not great but not bad either.

    Still. It could have been worse. They could have given him Lantern Nipples.
     
  11. Misty gimme kiss

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    I think the Bat Nipples are ****ing fantastic

    I already hate Ryan Reynolds, no CGI suit can make it worse
     
  12. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    why are we talking about attractive superheroes without


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  14. Hayabusa Venomous

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    got dam

    It's so weird seeing her and Quicksilver make out in Godzilla.
     
  15. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Also, not a superhero but
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    Ming-na Wen is 52.
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    Look at those 52 year old legs.
     
  16. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    She played Chun-Li in a movie once she could be 90 and still be hot JJST based on that alone

    Also shoutout to Olivia Munn for being a hot Psylocke
     
  17. 61 No. B

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    what a bunch of bs this thread turned out to be. you shame jared letos hair with these gifs, khv
     
  18. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    fair point. jared leto's hair is indeed admittedly much more glorious than chris evans'
     
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    So you were saying?
     
  20. Antidote Façade

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    I'm saying she isn't as beautiful as Jared