Can somebody lend me 3.8 million dollars?

I want to make an offer.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,480037,00.html

EDIT: dammit, just noticed the date. I'm probably too late. >>

 

get rich quick ftw.

 

Yeah, but in the cases of being a guy... we can't prove that we have something to sell so it doesn't work for us. :(

You know American Pie: the naked mile when that chick says that virginity is a turn on for her? spending this much shows that this fetish exists.
:P