Can I Strangle My Mom?

She just called me on her cell all panicky and flustered because - get this - she dropped a chicken in her dairy farm on Farmville and doesn't know how to get it out of there.

Good to know she's got priorities, eh?

 

It's amazing how many people are addicted to this game.

 

It's quite scary.

 

Games will rule the world by enslaving the people.

 

This is all I have to say about Farmville.

 

DON'T YOU MESS WITH YOUR MOM OR FARMVILLE

gif still makes me sad ;_;

/youdirtymindedpeopleyou ._.

 

She just called back. Still can't get it out. I told her to trying moving the dairy farm.
She goes "nuuuu its stuck there, it won't move".
Just do it anyway, Ma.
She tries. It moves. The chicken was somehow under the dairy farm.
"OMG thank you so much how I can I thank you?"
Don't call me about the game again....?
"Oh...okay! *click*"

She's scaring me..