Bueno's St. Patrick's Day Conversation from Work

Bueno's cool new coworker: "Yo, what are you doing tonight?"
Bueno: "Probably laundry. Take a shot or two. No big plans."
Coworker: "A friend of mine's throwing a party. There'll be beer, [CENSORED], and hard liquor. It'd be pretty damn nice if you came."
Bueno:"Hmm, sure. I'm whipped so let me see if my girlfriend is cool with it. not sure if I want to. Only one person I know will be there...what the hell. I'll go. Girlfriend says yes."

Then I invite my best female friend/coworker, but her boyfriend (and another coworker/good friend) is against partying of any kind (I'll teach him one day). So instead we decide to just drink a lot at my place with my roommate, another female coworker, said best female friend coworker, and possibly her boyfriend. I break the news to the new coworker and he's all like "no big, man. Let me know if you change your mind before we close."
Best female friend coworker's boyfriend and her argue over her drinking with other guys and she doesn't want him to see her drunk so they bail.
Cool coworker is long gone at this point.

Screw it, I'm still getting drunk. It's St. ****ing Patrick's Day B|

 

I'll drink to that.