So lately, I've realized that I seem to be the one to go to with you need advice. Female friends with boy problems or not feeling so fresh "down there." seems to be the most common ones (because I know guys so well, apparently) but other things as well: school, love, sex, family, work, etc. Instead of telling everyone to ****off, I shall embrace my inner Opra-erm, Dr. Phil. So...welcome to Bueno's Hotline emphasis on hot. Post your problems here and give you the best advice.
I murdered the people of my nation and forgot who I was. Oh and my girlfriend has an incurable disease that will kill her. Being a l'Cie sucks. HELP ME.
I beat my best friend to death with an ore, stole his identity and inherited his money. A kind soul has taken a liking to me. He is foolish-- totally out of the loop on the whole shebang-- but I won't pretend I don't appreciate his warmth, however undeserved. Yet though I appreciate it, I feel trapped. What should I do? As of now, I feel my only option is to smother him to death with a pillow. (I'm kind of assuming this thread was in jest, because if it wasn't then surely you would have the consideration to make it anonymous/carry it out via a more private venue. plus location. spamzone.)
