Britney Spears' mom plans to release a book on parenting

http://omg.yahoo.com/spears-mother-plans-parenting-book/news/3430

God, how well is this gonna go? XDDDDDD What are the quotes gonna be like?

"If you want your kids to be infamous pop star singers, this book is for you!"

XDDDDDDDD

 

The books already fails. :/

 

LOL xD

Im gonna buy it for the lulz.

 

Oh Mah Gawd!!! If I get tis book, mah childern will bee teh gretest peeps in teh world!!! =D







..................You know what? If this book actually sells, then this world will be scarier then Hell it's self in a matter of 20 years...........................







....But I am guessing this book will majorly fail, and be used to make campfires for smores....XDDD

 

a mum fighting over cusdaty of a kid makes a parenting book T_T

 

I shall follow these steps to the letter & raise my child in the same manner!

 

Excerpt from book =]:

Step 1/Chapter 1: Evolution.

It is all about evolution. Your child will start out as a healthy neglected child. Bonus if you enter them in a disney compitition, but if they aren't as lucky, try American Idol. Drop out once the child is in the top 3 and then start an album. Make sure the cover is an innocent picture, don't worry, by reading chapter 4 and 5, you can make the change from innocence to ****.

 

I think it's reverse psychology. We are supposed to do the complete opposite of whatever is said in the book 8D

Very crafty Ms Spears
>_>
<_<

 

I should get myself preggo now, then when the book come out I'll know exactly what to do =D