fix'd why are you reading this? **** OFF STOP READING OMG I HATE YOU DIE STOP YELLING AT ME /slit ;_;
oharhar. I c wachu did thar, panda, but you are a panda. I win. Panda. And I already had my shower. Silly panda.
My Panda lost. GO have a shower >D Oh wait Pandas dont have showers because they are so fat and furry
I post in white so new**** think I just blank posted. If you're reading this then please sit down and listen to my story. Only moments ago, while I was going out for a walk, I was startled by something I saw out of the corner of my eye. Believing it to be someone walking up behind me, I turned around to see who it was, but saw no one. I soon realized it to be none other than my Doppelgänger. At first, rather surprised, I quickened my pace to avoid any confrontation that would most certainly bring about my demise, but my efforts proved to be ineffective. Surely enough, as I was making my way, the dark figure returned to the corner of my vision, and I soon realized that it was not my Doppelgänger but the Forgetful Pink Elephant who I owed quite a deal of money to. I instantly tried to run but alas my efforts failed and I was dealt a blow to my head. I soon awoke in a dark room and as the Forgetful Pink Elephant apologized for what he had to do I knew I was doomed. In an instant I was thrown into a tub of some sort of liquid and as I tried to escape I soon realized I was drowning in delicious Booty Sweat.
