Brasil

it's a jungle out there i tell you

i'm fighting a panther for my life at this very moment

 

Carnival .

 

lol, you American. Brasil is the correct spelling in Portugese and Spanish.

 

That's the exact reason why Valentine's Day in Brazil is not today.

 

Argentina.

BookWorm fell for it.

 

Everybody fell for it. Even the Brazilian.

 

i didn't actually, I just didn't pay that much attention to the picture until like a second ago

seriously i don't even know the names of all of our states but i know how my country's shaped like

 

Back to Brasil: How many homosexuals are there in comparison to heterosexuals?

 

uhhhh honestly I have no idea

we have tons of traps though

you have to be careful when picking up chicks at night

you never know what has a penis and what doesn't

 

also, soccer is serious business here

no other sport matters

 

Meh, it's fairly obvious the football is popular there, as it is in most latin countries.

 

Moose ?

 

you got that right

i personally don't really care for it myself

i mean it's fun to play every once in a while i guess but i don't keep up with soccer tournaments and ****

at school it's like "yo dawg did ya see ronaldo's killah movez las night"

"nah dood i was playing politically incorrect rpg's"

 

Reminds me of this time last summer, when I was hosting a student from Spain. He had some fancy foot work going on. And he only played football casually. Apparently, it's like that with Spanish. Tried to play football with 'em. Hard as ****.

 

Argentina beat France in France!
AFL 4TW