Brains

We're a better band than the Beatles, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, the Who, Metallica, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Lamb of God combined. Mainly because... well.

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~List of Victims~

Some fat Brazillian kid
Slash
Jimi Hendrix
John Lennon
Paul McCartney

This list may be small now, but it will only continue to grow.

 

The What?

 

Yes, I play drums and lead guitar simultaneously, while Mr. Crimson takes backup guitar and lead vocals.

 

Crimson can sing songs?

._.

 

There's this dude that sits in front of me in British Lit and he turns around everyday and says "Brains?".

That is all.

 

I wIlL dEsTrOy YoU aS a DrUmMeR

 

I was asking myself that too. >>​

 

Yes ?

 

You should hear his voice. It's like a melodic chorus of angels in an immaculate harmony, with a nu-metal twist.

 

Are you banging the Caps Lock key repeatedly as if acting like you are playing your drums?

If you suck the brains of the Jonas Brothers, you will have cancer in every part of your body imaginable.

 

Yes. But seriously, YOU WILL TREMBLE AT MY SPASMODIC RHYTHMS.

 

I've heard his voice. But I've never heard him sing before. 8D8 >>

I lol'd.​

 

A fangirl told me that she had an orgasm every time you hit your snare drum. I think she has a psychological problem, but would you be pleased by this fact?

 

This could be any number of my fans.

 

I must tell you something mindblowing, Dalk.

The aforementioned fan was Fearless.

 

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this information. On that note, does anyone know where I can get a hold of her.