blonde joke (I won't say "no offense" to blondes...)

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  1. Toshi Banned

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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
    car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
    through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
    'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
    'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a
    square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
    policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
    'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
     
  2. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    Ok I have to admit, I laughed at that one :x


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  3. Cherry Pie Pwns Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Haha. Pretty funny. Even though I'm actually a blonde. lol. True blondes have the ability to laugh at themselves.
     
  4. pirateking_luffy Banned

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    LOL,ROFL,that is funny toshi
     
  5. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    ...lol o:
     
  6. Amethyst Grave Hollow Bastion Committee

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    i have to tell my friends that one!
     
  7. ~Namine_Hearts~ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Not really all that funny.
     
  9. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I say it was an El-Oh-El worthy joke.
     
  10. Maka Albarn It's called love

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    I think I've heard that one before.... but it's still hilarious! :D lol
     
  11. The Notorious AJM Destiny Islands Resident

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    That actually WAS funny...
     
  12. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    Nice one! That made me laugh!
     
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