Blessed be to you

Blessed be to you my children. I, Lord Helix, am honored to have come back to life and grant thee safe passage past the ledge of despair. Do not fret for the false prophet has been stored away and the true prophet is guarding our friends in the PC. Let thy son protect us with its mighty Sand Attack and Quick Attack. Blessed be to Abby and Jay Leno who I carry with me dear in my heart. Their sacrifice shall not be in vain I promise thee. Carry on my children for we have obtained the Badges of 8 and are prepared to challenge the holder's demon.

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I don't get all the hype over TwitchPlaysPokemon. I watched it for like 20 minutes and it was pretty boring.

 

Shun the non believer

 

Look they're even at wrestling matches

 

You know, in an alternate timeline where the Dome was chosen instead of the Helix, we probably got Vaporeon instead of Flareon and had it learn Surf before releasing it.

 

This is alll I do. I am a treasure trove of images.

 

rEALLY? WE'RE REALLY DOING THIS?

/sigh

Well call me Bird Jesus then, I guess.

 

*whispers* I got a picture for that....

 

Yes we are my child. You are forever my child, the Messiah, the bird Jesus I have come to know and love. Thank you for keeping us safe in our time of need.

 

When an Internet fad about Pokemon flies off the handle and becomes the foundation for a new level of pseudo-religious virtual dogma, you know it's a fad you can be glad not to be a part of.

But you'll damn regret not being there for the lolz.

 

It's cool because jesus is a bird. Bird Jesus

 

Hello.

 

Daily reminder that TwitchPlaysPokemon in Anarchy mode managed to complete Lt. Surge's gym puzzle in one attempt.

 

That's your problem. It's really only fun to watch for a few minutes every couple of hours

 

It's fun if you just pay somewhat attention to it, reading summaries and what not about what happened. Participating seems like hell though.

 

This is how TwitchPlaysPokemon is going to end

also every kind of fanart and original content that comes from it is amazing

 

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I think this is my favourite, despite definitely being one of the more low effort ones.