Biology = funny stuff

So today in biology we were going over the creation of the earth and such and that moved into relative and radiometric dating and my teacher said

"So class, here's a bit of review. How would you date a rock?"

and i yelled out "Uncomfortably?"

 

Bonus points if you count how many people say "organism" wrong.
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You've no idea how many times i've heard one-celled orgasm. It's terrible.

 

"What'd you learn in science today, Billy?"

"Oh, we studied orgasms, mom!"

 

I want to know how teacher replied.

 

She mumbled something about the movies. Her funny is no match for mine.

@ Jerome : This is true, but it wasn't biology.

 

What movie?

I demand to know this.

 

... I lol'd pretty hard because I had the same problem with a bunch of my other classmates in freshman year...

Why are you so damn quoteable?

 

Because he's the damn god of the spam zone.

HOW ELSE?

 

I know. It's a gift.

 

Math is funnier.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392156a466f01156cdc2d940169

 

8a ?!
LOL.

 

Dude! If you add beta as the hypotenuse, then it gets to the point where you shit bricks.

 

*looks*
OH JESUS WHAT HAVE WE DONE

 

What no man has done before. We have created the decent comedy sketch.

 

We will be gods of the highest caliber.

 

Its still biology...lol

 

I almost wrote orgasm on my test. Glad I did that double check.

But Biology is fun... sorta... maybe... meh. I mean, I got straight B's both semesters. =|

 

Nick, lets be real, biology is only entertaining with Ryan in the classroom, him and his stupid little batman action figure.

i hate having it first mod, you and your 9th mod biology class can go to hell. >|
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Wait, whut?