BFF Auditions

Is it too late to post an application?

Edit: Damn it... Your offline. I'll send you a PM just in case.

 

1. 12(13 soon enough) Female Hell
2.Uh. They are both always there for me, and we always talk out our problems and stuff, and they are like totally awesome, and never deserve to have anything bad happen to them.
3. Salt n' vinegar
4. Tell him that she is still getting ready and they better as hell just wait because the time it takes for the person I'm thinking of to put on her make-up would be like painting The Golden-Gate Bridge. Why don't they make themselves useful? Go change the oil for her dad while he's waiting?
5. SexyPose. I sometimes use it when ice-skating where I invented it. The move involves purposely falling on your side with your arm supporting your head but on the ice, and having your top leg folded. However, when I'm not on the ice I use it by looking at someone with a relaxed expression and plainly say " 'Sup?" They either explode from the hotness(never happened) or do their best to not look over at me again
6. Shrimp Scampi :D
7. Wha...?
8. Cookies. Too much chocolate dries out my mouth and I don't like that... 'Cause I never seem to have any sort of drink to stop it. So cookies even if they are chocolate...
9. OMG save your ass and drag you to the girls bathroom to help fix it, and to save your butt from embarrassment.
10. Comedy or Sci-Fi.
11. Give him a swift Chuck Norris style roundhouse kick, knocking it out, and retrieve them with a glove down the throat. It ate them, right?
12. I'm an all-star at random comedy. OR I could just play a cool game with ya depending on what you mean by "Unwell" if you are sick then I'd probably make you a cute chibi pictcha of Link or somethin' like that. If your just in a unwell mood than my comedy will get you happy and I'll probably draw you another pic xP
13. I'm talented at having no talent.
14. My god, its a white van. Theres a 99.9 percent he's gonna rape and kill me. Anyway, kittenz are betta, hun. I'd just leave, and grab a puppy or two if I got the chance xP
15. Depends. I'll like anyone or date anyone whose not an idiot. Hence, the point why I'm still single. Anyone, whos a friend. In date terms guys.
16. Describe how you would create the perfect gals night in.
17. Persuade him to try to go after Kitty. I mean, it's not like I liked it when -cough Allisonthat*****- someone did it to me. I hated it. If that didn't work than he can go screw himself. I'm not a good girlfriend.
18. Tell her the truth. I'd rather have her knowing what looks best than have people looking at her the whole time.
19. Link. Link solves all problems. Go buy her as many Link toyz as possible. x)
20. 'Cause have Kitten in meh name and you have Kitty. xD And 'cause your totally awesome and I'd love to even be something like a friend. My contributes would be helping you out and making you happy. -cough-Walking definition of Awesome.-cough- stuff like that. Roxma is the walking definition but I can think of something awesomer for you. xP​

 

Mr. Japanese text man, you can still enter...lol.

It's close...it's close.

 

Indeed, I am, and I could be your life guard to. Unless you're still after me for that wrong answer P:

 

what's bff ?

 

Sian. And since I'm sian, I'll spam here. But I ain't writing anything down. It's confidential, and I'll be dead if I auditioned anyway >.>

 

best friend forever

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HWz8AeB9nnc&feature=related (Just watch till about the 2 minute mark)

RR13 sig cracks me up every time. She is a strong possiblity.

 

1. A/S/L 15,male,greenock(probably one of if not the closest to you)
2. References (Minimum of two) Please give a detailed history of at least two of your last BFF's. first from primary school all to high school, then the ****er got too into football, current one is a'ight, funny, but been annoying me lately, think i need to replace him
3. Salt n' vinegar or Cheese n' onion? Cheese
4. You're friend has a hot date with the school football quaterback in a few minutes, but the toilet explodes, coverin' her with it's contents. Her date has just walk through the gate. How would you distract him till your friend is ready? Since I'm a guy i just do the guy chat thing.
5. Your pose? (Such as Bluesteel) A description of the pose would be a bonus. pose? I lean against a wall with my hands in my pockets and one foot against the wall
6. What is your cookin'/bakin' specialty? Pizza
7. How would you stop an up risin' of old pensioners? poles.
8. Cookies or brownies? Brownies
9. (You are my BFF in this scenario) kitty's mascara begins to run down her face. How would you save the day? rub off the drips and give her a hug as she's probably crying if it's running
10. Favourite type of film? Comedy
11. A squirrel steals your nuts. How would you retrieve them? gun.
12. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty is very unwell. What would you do to make her feel better? bring over monty python movies, ice-cream and tissues
13. What are your talents? I can dance, dance well, also i can whistle look on the bright side of life.
14. A guy drivin' a white van stops beside you on an empty street. He offers a ride. He tries to persuade you to hop in with sweeties and puppies. What do you do? guns again.
15. Guys, girls, or both? Girls.
16. Describe how you would create the perfect gals night in. vibrators, comedy, brownies, ice-cream, and internet connection
17. (You are my BFF in this scenario) A hot guy asks you out, but you know Kitty has had her eyes on him
for sometime now. *coughAllthosestalkin'nightsoutcough* What would you do in this situation? tell him i'm not interested, friends first.
18. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty asks you if her toosh looks big in this. Do you tell her the truth, or lie to make her feel secure? Why? I say her ass is so perfect I'd like to take a picture and mount it on my wall
19. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty has had a hard day at the office. One of her co-workers stole her favourite plushie. She comes home tired and extremely moody, depressed. How would you tame the wild beast? Neck massage
20. Why should you be picked as my new BFF? What could you contribute? I'm really caring and kind.

(done for boredom, lulz, and i am actually applying xD)

 

Not sure if audition is the way to go but OK - I'll give it a try.. Enjoy my poor skills.

1. 21 when a month has passed from today, female, western coast of Norway - means I AM CLOSE TO SCOTLAND.

2. One was my neighbour and has been a childhood friend, and even our names were almost the same. She was very daring. But sometimes she was slow. Now I see her once a year, and even then it's only for a minute.
The other was a boy in my art class who was rather quiet, but we talked a lot about comics and Monty Python. He even got all of the episodes on DVD, fun to watch the first patch. XD Also a good driver, the 15 times in the roundabout-whatever-it's-called was his doing.

3. I like both, so during days you don't want to share I'll take the other one. :3

4. I force him to challenge me in Tekken. Or if he wants more lulz, Gran Turismo. He'll just have to wait for her..

5. I have a pose...? I'd want to do an Axl Low pose whenever I succeed in something, one of them which is standing while slighty turning back at whomever's defeated, smirk on the face, and hold the arm closest to loser up while the palm of the hand facing at yourself.

6. Anything that comes in a bag.... But I like to make buns and muffins. And omfg SCHOOL BUNS!! Lurv!!! :3 I like to make anything, I just don't have the skills.

7. .. You asking me to stop old people?

8. Cookies come in more variations. I like the ones that taste like ginger.

9. Put an overdose of all possible makeup on myself to make me look like an accident to the world - might make you laugh. :>

10. Fantasy and comedy!! The adventure of distant world and the lulz of the remarks you can get. There is also good with some action, but you don't really need explotions for everything.

11. Burn the tree. THEN NONE CAN GET MY NUTS!!! >:D
But nah, it can have the nuts unless they're important.

12. Give her clean water as it helps with everything, and ask my mother for any advice of treatment.

13. I can approach most cats. And I can play games for hours. I can take stupid risks in poker. And I can draw stuff.

Yeah. XD

14. Snag the puppies and sweets and run as if I was chased by the lord of demons itself.

15. Is this a trick question?

16. I'm sorry... I lose. ;.; I can not plan anything like that. Only join in.

17. It would take a lot to make me interested in someone in the first place, and if someone else had an interest for said person then it would not be fair to just steal him. Though I'd be hella surprised to get noticed in the first place, meh. I usually prefer being buddies so that is what I would stick to.

18. Lying about it wouldn't help with anything - that would be false security. It's better to do things right instead of making an ass of yourself. But I'm completly incompitent when it comes to clothes.

19. Do anything she asked of, be it find her blanket, make her favourite tea (or similliar), get the fav candy, anything she would ask of - only to try to make her think about something else instead of the hard day. The day can still turn our good. :3 If I knew where she worked I'd hunt down the thief with a fork.

20. That is for you to decide. I'm satisfied enough just being a friend. ^^ If there's ever something on your mind, you know you can talk to me. *nods* And if there is a special comic artist visiting Norway in September who you like a lot, I would not give up until I have secured a print with the autograph on just for you - sometimes they even draw on the spot, it's awesome.

 

1. A/S/L
Your guess is as good as mine/M/Some mystical dimension with flying penguins and giraffelions.
2. References (Minimum of two) Please give a detailed history of at least two of your last BFF's.
Never had any...
3. Salt n' vinegar or Cheese n' onion?
Salt n' vinegar
4. You're friend has a hot date with the school football quarterback in a few minutes, but the toilet explodes, coverin' her with it's contents. Her date has just walk through the gate. How would you distract him till your friend is ready?
I'd get on my clown suit, and start riding a unicycle while juggling in front of him. If that doesn't work, I'll create a giant brick wall to stop him. (I’ll demolish it later…)
5. Your pose? (Such as Bluesteel) A description of the pose would be a bonus.
Pose? O.o Once again, I don't have one. I'm the loner type (not by choice).
6. What is your cookin'/bakin' specialty?
Leftovers in a microwave. I am learning how to make hamentashin, though!
7. How would you stop an up risin' of old pensioners?
8. Cookies or brownies?
Both. 'Specially when they're warm and gooey!
9. (You are my BFF in this scenario) kitty's mascara begins to run down her face. How would you save the day?
Take out my handy, dandy pack of tissues to wipe it off! (I always have one with me)
10. Favourite type of film?
Can’t really narrow it down. There are so many that I like!!!
11. A squirrel steals your nuts. How would you retrieve them?
I would become one of them and enter their secret military base to retrieve it.
12. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty is very unwell. What would you do to make her feel better?
I would bring warm cookies, soup, and a movie!
13. What are your talents?
Writing and deep thinking. (Is that weird?)
14. A guy drivin' a white van stops beside you on an empty street. He offers a ride. He tries to persuade you to hop in with sweeties and puppies. What do you do?
Ignore him and when he finally leaves me alone, I call the cops to bust his ass!
15. Guys, girls, or both?
Girls
16. Describe how you would create the perfect gals night in.
Not sure really…
17. (You are my BFF in this scenario) A hot guy asks you out, but you know Kitty has had her eyes him
for sometime now. *coughAllthosestalkin'nightsoutcough* What would you do in this situation?
(Pretending to be a girl here because if a guy asks me out, that’d make him gay.) I’d make a fool of myself so I make myself seem unattractive to him, so Kitty can date him.
18. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty asks you if her toosh looks big in this. Do you tell her the truth, or lie to make her feel secure? Why?
I’d tell the truth,, because any sort of relationship doesn’t work if lies are involved.
19. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty has had a hard day at the office. One of her co-workers stole her favourite plushie. She comes home tired and extremely moody, depressed. How would you tame the wild beast?
Punish the co-worker for stealing the plushie!!!
20. Why should you be picked as my new BFF? What could you contribute?
Why?: Because I’m a kind, understanding person that can be trusted and possibly used as a punching bag. Contributions: I would be there for you whenever you need me.

And my name translates to Saki Amamiya.

 

That was really scary o:

 

Woman, have you never seen Terminator 2?

 

1. A/S/L
Meh.... I love the Scottish. England is good too.... I live near Scottland too. XD

2. References (Minimum of two) Please give a detailed history of at least two of your last BFF's.
Well, first is Leah. I've been best friends with her for 10 years and she has been there for me every single step of the way except for a bit in year 5 and 6 when she went off with a few other people but now we're closer then ever. Second, well would probably be my friend Ellie whoI've known since year 1 and we have alot in common and she cheers me up when I'm down and always knows how to make me smile.

3. Salt n' vinegar or Cheese n' onion?
It once was Cheese n' Onion but now it's Salt n' Vinegar.

4. You're friend has a hot date with the school football quaterback in a few minutes, but the toilet explodes, coverin' her with it's contents. Her date has just walk through the gate. How would you distract him till your friend is ready?
I would go up to him and ask him how he was and that my friend would be there in a moment. If I kknew him quite well then I would ask him about whatever his interests are (say Football) and ask how he's doing with that until my friend was ready.

5. Your pose? (Such as Bluesteel) A description of the pose would be a bonus.
My main pose in one foot slightly infront of the other with my hands either in my pockets or in my belt rings(whatever they're called)

6. What is your cookin'/bakin' specialty?
I like to bake cakes and I cook alot of Chicken and pasta.

7. How would you stop an up risin' of old pensioners?
I'm not sure I would, if they were invading then I would just say we had to be somewhere else and I would run off.

8. Cookies or brownies?
I love them both but cookies are more common in my life so probably Brownies because I once made a brownie cheesecake and it was gorgious *drools*

9. (You are my BFF in this scenario) kitty's mascara begins to run down her face. How would you save the day?
I would tell her and run her down to the nearest toilets and get her cleaned up.

10. Favourite type of film?
It depends what mood I'm in. I like mostly funny or scary.

11. A squirrel steals your nuts. How would you retrieve them?
I would just let the Squirrel have them.

12. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty is very unwell. What would you do to make her feel better?
I would think about what she most likes to do that doesn't involve much movement and make the day about her.

13. What are your talents?
Probably Helping people and being funny. Anything for a smile.

14. A guy drivin' a white van stops beside you on an empty street. He offers a ride. He tries to persuade you to hop in with sweeties and puppies. What do you do?
Ismile say a firm No thank you and walk off. I'd rather walk. I don't trust random people in White Vans XD

15. Guys, girls, or both?
Girls?

16. Describe how you would create the perfect gals night in.
I would order Pizza probably, find something we all agreed to watch and watch it while eating pizza and have lots of drinks(Alcohol when I'm a little older if that's what people wanted)

17. (You are my BFF in this scenario) A hot guy asks you out, but you know Kitty has had her eyes on him
for sometime now. *coughAllthosestalkin'nightsoutcough* What would you do in this situation?
I would say no and tell him because I don't want anything serious right now but try and put his eye toward Kitty.

18. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty asks you if her toosh looks big in this. Do you tell her the truth, or lie to make her feel secure? Why?
If it's really bad then I would tell her so she wouldn't get looked at XD so probably tell the truth.

19. (You are my BFF in this scenario) Kitty has had a hard day at the office. One of her co-workers stole her favourite plushie. She comes home tired and extremely moody, depressed. How would you tame the wild beast?
I would buy her a new plushie and would lighten her mood by doing whatever she wants and making the night about her.

20. Why should you be picked as my new BFF? What could you contribute?
My love! XD I should be your BFF because I'm loving, fun to be with and a total hoot!