best Chuck Norris jokes

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  1. The Fuk? Dead

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    Chuck Norris isn't gay...Gay is...Chuck Norris.

    I suck at these.
     
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  3. Advent 【ＤＲＡＧＯＮ　ＢＡＬＬＳＹ】

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    Actually, someone interviewed Chuck Norris and asked him about his thoughts on Chuck Norris jokes, and apparently he finds them hilarious.
     
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  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.



    Chuck Norris not only invented black, but he invented the whole color spectrum. Except Pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.



    ...alright, I'm done.
     
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  5. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    After hearing my brother make Chuck Norris jokes all day long every day I have concluded that they are not funny.

    To me, at least.
     
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  6. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris has three fists. Two connected to his wrists, and one under his beard. This is why Chuck never shaves his beard off.
     
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