Become a Pokemon

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Hayabusa, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Kaytee:

    No. 707
    Horse Pokemon​

    Dark Fighting​

    HT 2'09''​
    WT 31.2 lbs​

    There have been incidents of Kaytee using mysterious powers to kidnap women. It is constantly dancing to keep its heart pumping.

    Katie:

    No. 659
    Happiness pokemon​

    Ground​

    HT 49′09″​
    WT 2092.2 lbs​

    Legend says that a jungle is created when Katie yawns. There have been incidents of Katie using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn.

    So apparently I like to kidnap people? WHAT IS THIS? xD

    Ienzo:

    No. 571
    Mysterious Pokemon​

    Dark​

    HT 5′05″​
    WT 95.3 lbs​

    It lived in the icebergs approximately 3 hundred million years ago. It yawns 18 hours a day.

    Apparently I also like to yawn? This makes me sound like a very bored pokemon... or just lazy.

    Enzy:

    No. 563
    Ninja Pokemon​

    Bug​

    HT 3′06″​
    WT 50.7 lbs​

    It lurks in the ozone layer patiently waiting for prey to approach. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

    Woo, it knows me well... NINJA!
     
  2. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    It's sad that most of these are fitting
    Especially the parts about being atrocious and getting pissed easily ;-;
     
  3. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    No.664 Emilee

    Ninja Pokemon
    GRASS | GROUND
    HT 1′11″
    WT 18.9 lbs.
    After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. Its charming appearance is popular among little girls.

    andddddd,
    No.331 muff monkey

    Happiness Pokemon
    FIRE | GHOST
    HT 0′03″
    WT 21.6 lbs.
    It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand.
     
  4. Mysty Unknown

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    No.317 Myst

    Bagworm Pokemon
    BUG DRAGON
    HT 15′04″
    WT 561.5 lbs.

    It collects nectar and carries its findings back to its den. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Hoenn.

    No.883 Bryce

    Happiness Pokemon
    FIRE
    HT 9′09″
    WT 229.1 lbs.

    It is strong enough to easily lift up people of Orre. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Bryce.
     
  5. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    Using my whole name:

    Chick Pokemon
    FLYING ICE
    HT 0′06″
    WT 12.4 lbs.
    It collects gems and carries its findings back to its den. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see


    No.847 Dinny

    Pig Pokemon
    ELECTRIC WATER
    HT 45′04″
    WT 2030.5 lbs.
    It eats 9 kilograms of fruit a day. Be careful if you encounter Dinny in the river. It will attack with its hard shell.
     
  6. Railos Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Location:
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    With my real name:
    Trainee Pokemon
    FIRE STEEL
    HT 16′04″
    WT 562.9 lbs.
    Legend says that a snowy mountain is created when Carlos swims. It jumps 13 hours a day.

    any one wish to tell me how a fire pokemon swims?

    with my username:
    Trainee Pokemon
    GROUND
    HT 14′00″
    WT 423.1 lbs.
    Be careful if you encounter cse2311 in the mountains. It will attack with its beak. It is strong enough to easily lift up women.
     
  7. Splodge Twilight Town Denizen

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    My full name resulted in,"In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the ozone layer. It dances 11 hours a day." no.343 rock and ice type, HT 4′11″
    WT 84.5 lbs.
    Splodge resulted in, Legend says that a desert is created when Splodge sleeps. It is full of curiosity so it's essential to treat it with care. Fire and flying no.199 and is HT 16′01″
    WT 604.4 lbs.
     
  8. Menos Grande Kingdom Keeper

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    I got :
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    and:
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  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Awesome Town
    1,649
    Full name:
    No.584 [Real Name REDACTED]

    Cacoon Pokemon
    Bug
    HT 5′09″
    WT 100.3 lbs.
    It loves sleeping but no one knows why. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon nectar turned into [Real Name REDACTED].

    Short-version of real name:

    No.728 [Name REDACTED]

    Monkey Pokemon
    Rock
    HT 0′03″
    WT 8.5 lbs.
    It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see [Name REDACTED]. It lives in the jungle and catches food with its long tail.

    User name:
    No.172 burnitup

    Ninja Pokemon
    Ice/Grass
    HT 5′10″
    WT 101.8 lbs.
    It is popular among adults to compare their burnitup's sharp fangs. It is constantly swimming to keep its heart pumping.