Wake up to feeling something in my bed. I grab it, and it turns out to be dog poop. ... ... ... ... ... ...
Oh, please tell me you at least thought about grabbing it before you actually went for it. Do your hands smell like crap? Can you get it off? Ugh, my stomach is getting queasy just thinking about it
Woooh, just got goosebumps down my spine. Kinda makes you wonder how long that present was left there