Bad Dog

Wake up to feeling something in my bed. I grab it, and it turns out to be dog poop.

...

... ...

... ... ...

 

Oh, please tell me you at least thought about grabbing it before you actually went for it. Do your hands smell like crap? Can you get it off? Ugh, my stomach is getting queasy just thinking about it

 

What a crap morning.

 

It was hard and dry, so nothing a normal hand washing didn't fix.

 

Woooh, just got goosebumps down my spine. Kinda makes you wonder how long that present was left there

 

Ok, didn't need that image in my head. thanksalot

 

Did you really need to make a thread about it

 

You're forgetting who you're talking to.