Ba-dum PSH!

Any ba-dum psh moment you experienced, list it here, or make one up!
One I've experienced is this:
---:You shouldn't of done that. Ketchup goes bad with beans!
-----: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Me: More like, you've met with a terrible plate, haven't you? BA-DUM PSH!
Edit:AW SNAP, THIS BELONGS IN THE SPAM ZONE, DOESN'T IT? xDDD Epic fail!

 

*Person gets a piece of meat-lovers pizza*
Person: "I'm such a meat head!"
Me: "That was cheesy."

Ba-dum PSH!

 

Me: *makes a tomato, bacon, and spinach sandwich*
Other guy: lol a TBS
Me: Very funny

Na-dum PSH

 

Person: "Did you know that in 13th century England, a pig was convicted and hanged for murdering a child?"
Me: "I never sausage a thing!"

Ba-dum PSH!

 

"Ba-dum PSH!" is called a rimshot, for the record.

 

Oh yeah, that reminds me:

*Person makes a really obscure joke that I absolutely have no chance of understanding, ending with a rimshot.*
Me: "I'm sorry, I don't get it."
Person: "Oh, well, Ba-dum PSH is a vaudeville thing, called a rimshot, and it pretty much means that the joke is over. They play it after the punchliine."
Me: "..." I know what a rimshot is, I didn't understand the joke.

I didn't say it, but I thought it. If he could read minds, he would have been like, "What?"

That actually happened to me once, BTW. XD

 

What was the joke?

 

Meh, I don't even remember. All I know was I didn't get it, and he didn't explain it to me.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to . : tale_wind again.

Hmph.

 

Is strolling on the beach with my crush.
A wild girl appeared.
Wild girl used surf.
Wild girl used heat wave. Crush used encore. Wild girl used charm. Crush used harden.

..players and beaches.


Okay, not really.

 

*I stumble as I walk into a room.*
Person: "Have a nice trip!"
Me: "Well, it is the Fall season."

Ba-dum PSH!