As i sit here takin' random bites out of my jelly n' peanut butter toast

...
well, I dont know what Jelly and Peanut Butter sandwiches are, but I do definitely eat Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, if thats what they are like...

 

mmmmmmm, donuts.

 

Lol @ inability to spell.

 

Yeah, we're pretty much fucked so deep in our own shit, that no matter how much more we fuck we can never get out.

This is most of the reason why. Most of us are complete dumbasses.

 

I swear to God, if you're gonna let lil woj represent Americans to you, I will kill both you and the little ******.

 

And then I will kill both of you and the little ******.

 

I love you guys so much.

 

Love you too, babe.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

RASlNS ARE BAD

BAD

 

RAISINS ARE SHRIVELED UP PENISES FLAVORED LIKE SHRIVELED UP GRAPES.a

 

OH JESUS CHRlST

 

YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAYa

 

THE MORE YOU KNOWa

 

SO NOW WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN YOU CAN GIVE THEM RAISINS AND IF THEY DON'T EAT THEM YOU CAN SAY "KIDS, EAT YOUR DRIED UP PENISES OR NO DESSERT."a

 

I WlLL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN

 

THEN STAND ON SIDEWALKS AND OFFER RAISINS AND IF PEOPLE REFUSE YELL "YOU KNOW YOU WANT DRIED UP PENISES!"a

 

**** YEAH l WILL

 

DAMN RIGHT YOU WILLa

 

lNDEED .

 

Then it's surprisin' that Absol doesn't like 'em.