Are There Any Pairings That Confuse You?

Heh, Im scared. xDD

Sounds fun, there. But Im still in shock on what I've seen . . .I never would have thought of those parings . .

Dx

 

Being there for so long, I could probably think up more right now... hmm...

Micky/Ursula
Belle/Kairi
Phil/Meg
Marluxia/Donald.

XD

I actually have a long inside joke with a friend, which turned into drabbles, of Arabian Peddler (from Aladdin... that short little guy with the big turban? He was in the very beginning of the movie, and I'm sure he had a brief appearance in KH) and Xemnas. It's now my favorite crack pairing. <3

 

Dx

OMFG!!! Mickey . . . with THAT THANG?!

Ima scared . . .

 

o_o wow.

One word: Hot

Easy head huh?

o_o, they both are ugly, so why not?

 

OOH, I FOUND IT. The first of many PedXem drabbles...

Xemnas gave a low, natural cough. He was unsure as to why there was a naked Arabian peddler standing in his bedroom. How did he get in here, anyway? He was a short little guy; really short in comparison with the organization’s leader. Before Xemnas could even open his mouth to speak, the short man jumped onto the superior’s bed. He sprawled himself over the covers, in a really awkward looking position.
“Do not ask questions.” The man said, with a thick accent. “Come.”
Xemnas was almost kind of weirded out now. He wondered, again, about how this man could have slipped past the fortress’ defenses. It could be a trap, he thought, slightly amused. Right, because that keyblade wielding whelp had gay Arabian assassins. With a slight shrug, he took a small step towards the bed.
Why turn down such a tempting offer?
Could be fun.


I just wrote it for lulz in senior english a long time ago, and from there, we've been writing drabbles back and forth to each other. XD

 

o__o

Ewww



GROSS


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OMG I don't know what I just read. That's nasty.

 

I KNOW, ISN'T IT? I don't know why this happened, but oh well. Being on GAFF, I've read WAY worse.
XDDD

 

You just aren't a guy, my second answer is undeniable for any guy to not agree on.

 

I'm not a guy, and I think it'd be hot, it just doesn't make sense is all.

 

OMFG!!!!
THAT LIKE OMFG!!

No words can explain what I've just read . . .

 

Wow...you umm, never mind lol.

 

AHAHA, you people wouldn't last on GAFF at all. Our drabbles didn't even have actual sex in them. XDDD

There's a Harry Potter fic on there, in the classics section, called "Lunaticus", in which Harry digs up his father's decaying corpse and proceeds to have extremely descriptive, graphic, maggoty sex with it. I almost threw up after reading it. Horrible images are still burned into my mind. D:

PedXem is nothing in comparison.

 

Dude, you never know. :/

Calling a couple hot doesn't mean anything. :/

Well to me anyways . .

>.>

<.<

 

...?

I can't like Yaoi AND Yuri? :unsure:

 

Let's just say, I was going to ask you if your like...bi.

 

I DO!!!!

It's not a bad thing you know.

:3


Being a girl and like yuri! It's liek yaoi but with girls, xD

 

Well, I'm with a guy right now, but yes, I think it's safe to say I am.

It's so hard to find GOOD Yuri, because most of the time it's written/drawn by guys, and they all have unrealisticly sized body parts and leak like faucets, if you know what I mean. D:

 

YESH!!! I so know what your talking about!! I hate it so much!! Boobies are just WAY to big, and like yeah.
D:

 

o_o this is kingdom hearts, how did we get into drawn boobs?