April Fools Day at the Castle That Never Was

"Does it look like I have anything else to do? I should just lock myself in my room for the day. But yet..." Roxas left the room, and set up a giant rubber band sling-shot right near Saix's room.

 

Luxord came in and said Find axel it's his turn for breakfast.

 

After waiting for Saix to come out of his room for five minutes, Roxas got bored. "Ugh. Ya know what? Screw this.....AXEL!!! WHERE'S MY EGGS?!?!"

 

Namine was surprised she hadint been tricked yet

Well...This is weird She looked around and started to walk normally

Now I wonder who im going to pull my prank on...Hmm....

She thought about it

There is Saix but he would go crazy and use Berserk on me
What about Xaldin...Na he would probably stab me!
Hmm...What about..Axel! Na he would probably burn me to crust

She couldint think on who to do it too...then she burst it out

"Xemnas!! He wouldint hurt me and it will be really funny on him" But she had another thing coming...Xemnas would probably turn her into a dusk...or even worst...

 

Zexion got changed and wlke out of his room spotting naminé down the hall "What are you doing today playing a prank on No.I are you?" zexion said walking up to her

 

Luxord spoted her and threw a card at her. Ha ha ha!!!!!!! He ran to go find axel and have him make breakfast.

 

Sorry if I'm interupting in anything, can I be Xemnas please?

 

Sora sneaked around to bump into Namine.He screamed for a second."Naminé don't scare me like that!"he said panting.

 

Larxene stalked into the living room, static immiedietly building up on the walls. As balloons came flying out of nowhere, an electrical force feild.. thing built up around her, making the balloons either pop without hitting her or bounce off. "Idiots.." She hissed lowley as she then stalked out. April 1st was torchure. At one time, the organization had 17 members, 4 dieing on April Fool's day. There's one rule to this day nobody will ever forget; Don't EVER annoy Larxene 4 times in a row.

Larxene hissed at sign hanging infront of her. It read "CAUTION: Leave alone or die". She pulled it off the wall and hung it around her neck, grumbling about how Xemnas made her wear it every April 1st.

ooc: Lol, 'Caution: Leave alone or die' XD too funny!

 

Saix passed Larxene. Carefully outside her large area of "pwnage", he trotted down to the kitchen. Pulling out an apple, he first sniffed it, and then carefully cut it open. He was cautious because last year, on April Fools Day, he had cut open a pear and had three dozen worms pop out of it.

 

Larxene poked her head into the kitchen with a suction cup dart gun. It was her turn to the pranking. Really, she was just entertaining herself. "Hey Saix!" She called, readying the gun. Once he had turned, she shot the dart right in the middle of the X on his face. It clung to his head. The blonde dropped the gun and started laughing her head off.

 

Twitch. Twitch.
Bristle.
Crackle.
Pop.
Burning rage.
"GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!"
Saix drew out his claymore and promptly smashed it into Larxene.
"In the name of Kingdom Hearts, I shall destroy you for making fun of the Lunar Diviner!" he shouted. Clearly he was irritable for it was April Fools Day, and a dart in the head, in the middle of his scar, made him angry.

 

Sora poked his to see Saix and managed to see the fight,though his hair stuck out like a sore thumb.'stupid Spiky hair' he though to himsellf as he walked away from the scene.

 

Namine looked at sora

"Hey sora!!" She shouted "Happy april fools day!!" She said

In her mind she was laughing evilly

Heh heh heh....This is going to be great!!

She then looked at Zexion

"Errrrrrr....Yes....I mean....Maybe...I mean...No!!!!" Namine looked nervously at Zexion

"Well umm...Gotta go BYE!!" She then raced off

 

Roxas sniffed as he just happened to see Sora coming around a corner. He ran over to him, pretending to be hysteric.

"Sora...I just came back from the hospital a few hours ago...I have breast cancer."

 

after his prank was pulled and didnt really work, Demyx went through the castle and heard Roxas say he had breast cancer. "Sure, and I've got fur and have the head of a rat"

Suddenly he took off his glove because he had a bad itch and let's face it, its hard to scratch a hand inside a glove, when the hand you're scratching with has a glove on it too. He scratched it and held up his hand to pull the glove back on and he watched his hand become furry. He then freaked out and ran to the bathroom.

He looked in the mirror as he watched his head become one of a rat's. "AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He ran through the castle at very high speeds and couldn't help but scream the whole time


(Wouldn't it be funny if Zexion said that he removed the illusion from Demyx showing his true self? I think that would be funny)

 

Luxord treaw a card at roxas making him get a paper cut and ran off.

 

"Owwww....What the heck guys...seriously..." Roxas grumbled and stomped off.

Demyx just happened to run by him, and Roxas tripped him with his foot.

"Careful of the mouse traps, Demyx."

 

OOC: How do you make someone a paper cut? and April Fools' day!

 

Saix, after mauling Larxene, stomped off. Carefully avoiding a few buckets of water, which were perched precatiously on top of doors, he appeared back into his room. Drawing out the chair that was seated in front of his desk, he took out parchment, a quill, and ink, and started to write.

"Saix Report #3333502058

Today is April Fool's Day..."

He labelled down what had gone on in the few minutes he had been awake. Then, pushing it away, he thought, I'll finish it later.