April Fools Day at the Castle That Never Was

"I don't think I'll ever get that drunk again." Axel walked slowly over to the nearest seat and sat down on it.

 

Roxas stumbled to Axel, wiping drool off of his mouth.

"Axel, give meh mah 100 shmackers ya dimly lit candle!"

 

"You what?" Axel looked at Roxas, he obviously had no idea about the bet.

 

"OWWWW AXEL YOUR SITTING ON ME!!" Namine Cried

"I think drinking 49 bottles of beer has improved your sight to" She said rolling her eyes

 

"100 hundred bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer! Take one down, chug it down, 100 bottles of beer on the wall!" Larxene aid, hiccuping everynow and then. After each verse, she drank another rootbeer. At 56 she was on the floor unconsious from all the rootbeer.

 

Namine laughed at Larxene still getting squished by Axel
"Do you even realize how heavy you are Axel...and you really smell to...like beer...figures..." She looked up at Axel

 

"okay on the count of 3."Sora said."yeah right!"the 2 both laughed.

 

"Axel GET OFF ME!!!!!!!" Namine shouted
She was very squished and it felt weird having Axel sitting on her
He also smelt... " Well if you want to sit on me HAVE A SHOWER then sit on me...and let me get comfy" She looked at Axel who was still sitting on her

 

"Wha--? Oh, sorry Naminé I didn't realize you were there." he immediately got off of her.

 

Namine crossed her arms
"Oh well at least your not as heavy as Xigbar" She sighed
She had been sat on alot in her past times and Axel was probably the 2nd lightest
Just before Roxas

 

"Do, I really smell?" he lifted up his arm and smelt his armpit. "Ewwwww. You're right I do smell. Thousand apologies."

 

Namine giggled
"I guess i cant blame you...it is april fools day.." She looked at Axel and got up
"Eww now you have made me smell...but you have a shower first please" She put her hand over her mouth and laughed
"I suspect you will have a big hangover too...thats part of the reason why i wanted you to get off me...before you threw up on me"

 

"Good point. I'll be back in about two minutes." and with that Axel walked off to the bathroom, he took a quick shower and came back smelling of freshly squeezed lemons and mango.

 

"Now its my turn" She walked in the bathroom
During her shower the water went really hot
There was a scream from the bath room
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The water went back to normal...
But then green slime came out of the shower other then water
There was a louder scream from the bathroom
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Namine got out of the shower put her clothes on quickly and stomped out of the bathroom
"Who was it?" She was angry
"WHO DID IT?!?!" She looked angry at all of the Organization members

 

Axel looked at Naminé confused. "Did what? Whats with the screaming?"

 

"SOMEBODY PUT SLIME IN THE SHOWER" She looked around
"Grr....well who ever did this im going to get you back" And with that she walked off in anger

 

"Use my shower if you hate slime!!!" Axel yelled back at Naminé. "My shower is slime free." he smiled half talking to himself

 

Namine sighed

Should she trust Axel?
May as well

So she went into Axel's Bathroom

It wasint like most boys bathrooms
It was clean...and it smelt nice...

 

"I hate hangovers. I really never want to get drunk again." he shook his head. "I mean, if you feel this bad every--" Axel ran off to the nearest bathroom and threw up. He lay down on the floor "Thats feels a bit better." he got up and walked out, he didn't walk to fast in case he was going to be sick again.

 

Namine had a shower finally and got out got dressed and came back to where everyone was

"Thank you Axel" She looked at him

She knew it wasint him...She was suspecting it was someone who wasint in the room