April Fools Day at the Castle That Never Was

"HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO people!!!!! How are we all?" Axel burst through the door and started wobbling. "Ha ha. Do you guys like fairy tales?" Axel sat down and started the tale. "Once upon a time there was a giant, the giant squeezed Jack and said 'Tell me a better story or I'll grinde your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I'll grind you're bones to make my bread anyway! Ho ho ho!' The giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought He'll kill me if I do, he'll kill me if I don't There's only one way to get out of this. Jack cleared his throat and began his story. Once upon a time there was a giant, the giant squeezed Jack and said....." he went on for ages

 

"Errr....Hi Axel?!?" Namine said while he was talking

"Are...you okay?" She asked

I bet he is drunk....I bet anything he is drunk....but how? All of the drinks are in here...and...Now im started to sound like Luxord She sighed

 

Soon enough, Larxene was drunk. She grinned and hiccuped, then tackle hugged Axel off the chair again. Gretch fell over, then clung onto the end of Namine's dress, giggling uncontrolably with hiccups in between

 

Namine sighed and pulled Gretch of her dress

"Great now the whole place is drunk" She looked around at everyone

"Oh well...not my problem..." She smiled evilly "Its Xemnas' problem"

 

"Axel, ya fat buldgin pig, make ME MY DAMN EGGS!!!!"

Roxas grabbed a beer bottle and wacked Sora with it.

 

Namine laughed

Xemnas is going to have fun with this

And so she sat down and watched everyone

 

recap? again?

 

OOC: Alot of people are drunk in the kitchen

 

Axel just laughed at himself laughing because he had been tackle hugged to the floor by Larxene. "I know another tale you might like."

 

"Err...." Namine sighed

At least Axel wasint violent when he was drunk

She leaned on the wall and watched the lot of them

 

"Aww, Larxene. You want a hug." Axel started laughing again "SQUEEZE!" Axel squeezed Larxene and randomly patted her on the head

 

Larxene giggled with delight and roleld off him, then stood up all wobbly. "I have a teel... T-there was a prince who saw this girl.. and instead of a pea undr her bed HE PUT A BOWLING BALL!" She squeeled, grinning and laughing like an evil mad mind.

 

"What about this one: There once was an ugly duckling. He was very ugly, everyone made fun of him but he knew deep down that when he was older he would be the best looking swan ever. When he grew up, he turned out to be A VERY UGLY DUCK." Axel stood up.

OOC: Did you get that story from the stinky cheese man book?

 

ooc: Yeah! I love that book. I like the ugly duckling one... and the mad hen... and the contents table.

"But this one is SO funnier than yours. animals were searching for the president, but before they got to him, THE TABLE OF CONTENTS FELL ON THEM AND SQUASHED THEM INTO PAPER!" She squeeled, giggling her mind out.

 

Axel laughed at the stupid tale that Larxene had just said. "Ok, bu this one's even better! The end, of the evil stepmother said 'I'll HUFF and I'll SNUFF and give you three wishes.' The beast changed into seven dwarves, hapily ever after for a spell had been cast by a wicked witch, once upon a time."

 

"Wow this is crazy" Namine thought out loud

Oh well namine thought at least if you say something mean to Larxene she doesnt get angry when she is drunk

 

"Crazy? Perhaps your crazy. Or maybe I am crazy, we will never know." Axel drank the rest of the beer in his bottle and got another from the fridge.

 

Valerie looked at Sora who was unconcious frokm having too many beers,Roxas who kept hitting Sora with a beer bottle,and Larxene and Axel telling crazy stories."this is insane."she said looking at the scene.

 

Gretch tackled Namine as if she was ice cream. To her, Namine looked like vanilla ice cream with caramel ontop. "ICE CREEEEAM!" She squeeled as she tackled her. Larxene laughd her head off at Axel's story. "In Arkansas, there's and annual Moquito Cook Off, and MOQUITOS ARE DA MAIN INGRIEDIENT!" She babbled in between giggles

(Now Im taking stuff from my ripleys believe it or not calender)

 

OOC: I gotta leave. Can't keep up with this.