Applesauce

Is Delicious

o.o


omnomnomnomnomnom

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One day I sat alone upon the bench I called home, hungering for love I never dreamed of, when then along came applesauce, the food I'd always heard of. And in a bite I was hooked so fast, I vomited my heart as applesauce rushed past. Oh if applesauce was a girl, I'd totally do her...in the...ast.O.o

Apple sauce is so awesome, I love it so much it's basically pwnsome. If applesauce were a girl I'd tap that...biiiiiiiitcheeeeees. I'd tap that...*****es.

And the years went by and applesauce stayed here with me, often inside me. Oh applesauce always treated me well, unlike Mish...that sauce from hell. Applesauce never abused me, never used me, never touched me like my father diiiiiid...unless I asked it toooooo.

Apple sauce is so awesome, I love it so much it's basically pwnsome. If applesauce were a girl I'd tap that...biiiiiiiitcheeeeees. I'd tap that...*****es.

OH *****ES *****ES YEAH ID' SO TAP IT TAP THAT TAP THIS *****ES **** ***** TAP TAP IT TAP THAT *****...SEX...UM TAP YEAH SEXY TAP IN THE *****!!!!(Head bang)

APPLE SAUCE!!!!

 

you should try my grandma's applesauce, they taste really good...

 

I shall not criss-cross for any applesauce XD

NEVER!

 

I wish I had applesauce DX​

 

*gives you a giant jar*

<3​

 

applesauce, one of my guilty pleasures

 

I ♥ applesauce.


...Great, now I'm hungry.

 

I hate applesauce. D:

 

this put a slight smile on my face...

 

I still love you Cookie <3​

 

8D

*starts nomnoming applesauce*​

 

I tried some 'Strawberry Applesauce' a couple of days ago...It was gross...x___x;

 

Ewww that sounds gross D:

*hugs*​

 

It was. But I learned something tha day...
*Uber dramatic music swells in the background*
Original applesauce is best.
:glomp:

 

This is truth ;_;

<3 :glomp:​

 

I'm not the only one! :woohoo:​

 

I used to eat banana applesauce.

Not as good as original, though.

 

Of course not *squishy hugs*

<3 ​