Anything Can Happen Role Playing Game (ACHRPG)

Why did I put this here instead of the RPG area? Because the mood is a bit different here. Pretty much ANYTHING can happen. Vampires, werewolves, wormholes, Eddie Murphy, giant boogers, Sora, etc.

I'm Neku and I'm going to use my pins TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!! If you post below, I will instantly slap you with my X-blade.

 

... Who wants to post first?- *dodges slap*

 

HA HA! You just fell into my Trap Card. And since nobody knows how to play this goddamn children's card game, you are now confused!

 

... I think that was already accomplished before the first post. >>

 

Then the 13 pieces of darkness turn into the Half-X-Blade, and I deal 9999 HP.

 

Ha! Your trap activated my Get Out of Jail Free card, which I had facedown! You just took 300 points of Fire Damage, which, thanks to my Black Mage's use of his Ultimate Cabbage spell, is multiplied by a factor of 5! In addition, I activate my Red Uno 8 Card, causing Confusion to all of your Pokemon![DOUBLEPOST=1349304990][/DOUBLEPOST]

How nice of you! Thanks for healing us!

 

Hmm, you must've formed a Fusion Card with Rainbow Dash to combine Playerdoodoo. No matter, for that activates my Fire Fusion Fun Fight! You have to fight Rainbow Dash, meaning you have to deal damage to yourself. 100901 Playerdoodoo Damage, to be exact.[DOUBLEPOST=1349305177][/DOUBLEPOST]

You're welcome.

 

Ah, but our fight yielded 100901 Playerdoodoo Damage to both of us, and having over 1,000 damage dealt to two players in one turn activated my Hidden Trap Card, which converts all 201802 Playerdoodoo Damage into Ice Damage, taking way 201802 of your health and making you unable to deal any damage to anyone for the next three turns!

 

That activates my Pointless card. Which does nothing. Um.... *twiddles thumbs*

 

Kingdom Hearts III:
Everyone in the world gets a Keyblade, yes even the "special kid" in school gets a Keyblade
Terra admits he was never possessed, the whole time he ran away from home. That kid you see traveling the worlds? Its Terra's Nobody.
Kairi finally gets a useful role, her job is to make sandwiches for Sora and Riku
Donald and Goofy discuss to Mickey how the economy in Disney town has been shit ever since he left, Minnie is like the Mitt Romney of Disney.
Ven makes a Facebook and adds all of the "friends" he made in BBS, sadly due to him only starting small talks with them, he added them to the "acquaintance" list and never speaks to them again, the only things he gets from them is a simple like for a group photo of him and Terra and Aqua adding more "jump the shark" moments to Kingdom Hearts.
At the final boss, which is Walt Disney and Nomura combined by Master Xehanort to make an all out monster to discover the true DARKNESS, Sora turns into Neku Sakuraba's icon reviling his true identity, Saro. Donald and Goofy revile their true identity which of course as you know it, is Dolan and Gooby.

 

SPOILERS!