And Sony cleaned up, Last of Us and Tearway picked up about 8-9 awards in total. Rockstar got the honours. In kilts. Scot POWER! Hideo still can't speak much English, bless him. He seemed like a ventriloquist dummy.
While I'm certain you are trolling to a certain extent, I can't help but feel you are telling the truth...or at least, the truth in your own eyes, for I do not condone your sentence.
Tearaway is the most violent game ever. If paper cuts were instant kills. That is the truth... in my own eyes.