Kingdom Hearts II Annoying Organization 13

A few ways to annoy organization 13 ^^ (see what happens when ur bored...)

Xemnas:
-point out to him that if you rearrange the letters in his name it says Mansex.
-Ask him if he's a jedi
-Make light saber noises whenever your around him
-inform all the other members the anagram of his name

Xigbar:
-Keep asking if he's a pirate

Xaldin:
-Shave off his sideburns when he's sleeping
-Stare at him till he askes you what is it and scream out 'YOUR FACE!!!'

Vexen:
-Sing 'Ice Ice Baby' everytime he comes
-Take away his ice-cream machine
-Tell him Axel did it
-Call him an old fart
-Secretly record him when he's talking and put it on 'Funniest Home Videos'
-Send that same video to a mental hospital with a note attached that says 'this guy needs help'

Lexaues:
-Stare at him ALLLLLLLLL day
-If he doesn't reply, pour petrol every where around him and call Axel
-if he STILL doesn't reply, 'borrow' Marluxia's 'Barbie Girl' CD and put it in a
CD player set on repeat

Zexion:
-Call him Emo
-If he askes what emo means, then call him an idiot aswell
-Also call him 'Midget'
-Burn his book and say Axel did it

Saix:
-Call him a dog
-Ask him what it's like to have Xemnas as a boyfriend
-When he starts going berserk, tape him and send him to the same mental hospital as Vexen.
-When the mental hospital people come to take him 2 the hospital, tell Saix that Axel told you to say that.

Axel:
-Take away his hair gel and say Vexen did it
-Pour a bucket of water on his head and say Demyx did it
-Call him a pedophile
-If he askes why refer to him and Roxas
-If he still doesn't believe you, show him some fanart

Demyx:
-Tune his sitar for him till it sounds like its been hit by a few semi-trailers
-Eat a cupcake infront of him and don't let him have any
-Call him a wimp
-Go up to him and say, 'Hey Demyx, you're right, we DO have hearts!' in a sarcastic voice and if he actually believes you then scream out 'NOT!!!'
-Call him an idiot when he says, 'heh, I don't get it'
-Mock him by screaming 'DANCE WATER DANCE!!' and then start dancing like him

Luxord:
-Rip his cards up infront of him
-Send him to Gamblers Anoymous

Marluxia:
-Call him gay
-Burn a flower infront of him
-Sneak black hair dye into his shampoo and say Xigbar did it
-Tell him the dye was permanent
-If he askes you why you called him gay, turn around to him and say: cause you look like the grim reapers homosexual brother with a pink sycthe and pink hair, thats why
-Dress up as him and prance around screaming, "LOOK! IM THE SUGER PLUM!!"
-Sing Barbie Girl around him
-Enroll him in ballet classes

Larxene:
-Paint her room hot pink and call her a girly girl then say Xaldin did it
-Ask her if she's queen of the bumble bees and if she askes why say 'cause you has antennas in you hair!
-Cut of those antenna things when shes asleep and say Zexion did it

Roxas:
-Scream out your three best friends names everytime you walk past him
-Keep calling him Sora

ohk all done! wow ive been mean to them!
awwwwwwh poor demyx and marly!!

(note, this is only a joke, i don't hate these characters!!)

 

If he's a jedi,then he must be a Sith, because Mickey is Yoda.
Also, WHY were you blaming most things on Axel? Sure, he's a bit... flaky... but he isn't bad at heart.

 

lol i didn't mean 2 blame heaps on axel, besides demyx and marluxia got th most and theyre my favourite characters! and axel, he's like my favourite and i make most my amvs with him!

 

Poor Demyx.... *steals cupcake* here ya go!

 

you can also Xemnas Darth Vader when he has his Aerial Blades

 

what heart? ^^

 

NO TORTURE ROXAS!!! ... and don't show Axel the fanart... cause Roxas is MINE!!! .... along with Sora ^-^

 

i have told my friends about this and especially XEMNAS!! we laughed for hours on end. We still are.

 

Hmmm >_>

Im not sure how this is a creative story >_>

~Moves to KH2~

PM me with Questions, comments, concerns.

 

Rosey, this seems to be more of Spam, don't you think?

 

i say lol Xigbars a pirate Arrrrrr xDDDD

 

(omigosh, it leaves the forum helpers speechless on where to put it .)








You like to blame things on people , do you ?

 

XD .. i was eating cereal while reading this... XD ... i think you know where the cereal went when i was laughing!!! XDDDDDDDD

Very nice ways to annoy them....
T__T Why be so mean to Roxas and Demyx though?!?! They my fave Orgy members.. X3

 

LMAO! Axel did it!!!!! :lol:

 

Very funny, King Konoha! I had some serious chuckles out of that. I love the org but it is too easy apparently to make fun of all of them. =:)

 

I don't know if these have already been posted but here's a few of mine for... Some of them.

Roxas:
1.) Point at him and call him an emo banana. XD >D
2.) Tell him that he's gay.
3.) Poke him nonstop
4.) Shove him into Larxene with her underwear on his head.
5.) Hit him with a pillow
6.) Tell him that he is Cloud's lost son
7.) Tell him Axel is his secret boyfriend
8.) Have Demyx sing the sitar song in his ear
9.) Tell him he would look good in a maid's dress

Axel:
1.) Call him a Reno wannabe
2.) Tell him that Reno is his mom and Zack is his dad
3.) Tell him "Your Hips Don't Lie!"
4.) Sing My Hips Don't Lie infront of him
5.) Show him a chopped photo of him in a dress
6.) Tell him he looks like a chick
7.) Say Larxy is his girlfriend
8.) Have Demyx sing to him
9.) Drench him in water
10.) Hit him with water ballons
11.) Draw on his face when he is asleep


Okay I can't think of anymore. XD

But all of yours are really good and made me spill water on myself. XD

 

yours are good 2! lol i was eating a muffin wen i was reading this and guess where the muffin went XD