And now, a message from Garrus

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Ah hey everyone, its me, Garrus, I would just like to say that I'm really getting tired of all these fangirls getting on my case about me, sorry fangirls, but the stuff you're doing is just plain disgusting, now you might be thinking "oh well fanboys like Liara, so why can't we like you Garrus?" Well its all about this fangirls, play the first game, they explain all about Asari crap and stuff like how any race can be with them and all that, so yeah, please stop obsessing over me and please obsess over someone else, oh and fanboys, Tali wants you to do the same, kay? Oh and one more thing fangirls, your just not flexible enough for me, thank you and goodnight
-Garrus

 

I understand not.

 

This I understood.

The post above it? Not so much.

 

Well I just wanted a cleaver thread:
[video=youtube;tkTB8Zz3ZH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTB8Zz3ZH8&feature=related[/video]

 

It's spelled "clever". A cleaver is what you use to chop meat.

 

[video=youtube;MxgAGNJO22g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgAGNJO22g&feature=related[/video]

 

I never played Mass Effect. But from what I could tell about Garrus in Mass Effect 2, he has such a hot voice.

 

this thread is now about knives.

 

...chopping meat.....

 

FAKE


The real Garrus would've said "Can it wait for a bit? I am in the middle of some calibrations."

 

I know you are not serious but "they explain all about Asari crap and stuff like how any race can be with them and all that". So... by 'any race can be with them' that means have children? So the only reason you should ever be in love with someone is just to have some kids? Try telling homosexuals that.

Seriously apart from that they can mind meld and reproduce with any species they are average when it comes to intimacy.

 

Admittedly I haven't played much of Mass Effect

but I'm pretty sure Garrus does not talk like Tavros