Like Marluxia, we have an IMPATIENT Larxene (Plays Jaws music in the background). Saturday Morning at the Castle That Never Was: Ring...ring...ring... Larxene's pink Motorola Razor rang in her ear on her table, and she growled in her pillow before sitting up. "SHUT UP YOU FRIGGIN' PHONE!" She snapped, turning off the alarm button and throwing back her covers. She was dressed in her canary yellow night gown, her golden hair rolled up on her head. She opened up her neat drawer and pulled out her slender black coat, grabbed her high-heeled boots and stomped to her bathroom, muttering. In the bathroom, Larxene turned on the shower and got her favorite soap: Nobody's Emo Soaps, fragrance Apple Pie. She got in the shower and slathered herself in the soap, breathing in the sweet smell of apples... "HELLLLOOOO!" Called a voice only to be Xigbar's. "WHAT THE *&^$% DO YOU WANT?" She asked. "Can I use the shower?" "#@!!(* NO!" She cried. "OK, can I use the toilet?" "Double #@!!(* no!" she cried louder. "Can I brush my hair?" "Would you just get the *()&^%$ away from me?" she asked. "OK..." She heard Xigbar leave from outside the door. What the ^%$#!@ is wrong with these ^%*()-+&% people? After Larxene took her shower, she dried herself off and put perfume on her coat and ironed it. As she was doing her makeup she heard someone outside the door. It was Axel. "Is somebody in there? The whole left side of the castle smells like apple pie." "Yes, you ^%#!@ turd." "XEMNAS! LARXENE CALLED ME A ^%#!@ TURD!" Axel cried. "WOULD YOU SHUT THE ^$!@#$ UP?" She snapped, rolling Volumizing mascara over her eyes as she slapped on her foundation. After cussing out Axel, she stormed to the kitchen. "Uh oh, duck! It's Miss Foul Mouth!" Demyx covered his eyes. "Yeah I've got a %$!@$ foul mouth. What're you going to do about it, ******?" Larxene asked Demyx. "Larxene, proper table manners, please." Xemnas said calmly. "OH SHUT THE &%#$@ UP, BUFFY! YOU GO AND GET AIRBRUSH TANS EVERY MONTH!" "WHO SAID THAT, ^%!@$& BUTT? YOU WEAR FAKE EYELASHES EVERYDAY! I'VE SEEN THEM ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER!" Axel gaped. They'd never heard Xemnas curse. Saix yawned. "Do you have a serious case of PMS, Larxene?" He asked. "*&^$!@ NO! AND WHAT'RE YOU KNOW ABOUT PMS, SAIX?" "Um...well, there is a big huge package of Tampons in the bathroom drawer -" "WHAT THE ^%!@$ ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT MY TAMPONS? HUH? HUH? YOU WANT A BLACK EYE THAT SIZE OF ^%!#$ MONTANA, BLUE-HEAD?" "SHUT THE &^!@$ LARXENE!" And for the rest of the day, you only heard the curse words from A - Z...
Too much cussing. My eyes, they BLEED! Larxene usually isn't THAT irritable... but these story is amusing all the same.
I know :P, I censored it out, but I was just thinking when I was writing this. Did you see my Chapter 6 for Roxas - Life in the Organization?
...cool story....but a bit to ..I think it reflects Larxene's personality perfectly! But the over cursing only give you 8/10 in my opinion...But, still cool story. Is is a oneshoot or will you continue it?
