~Amber~'s Magical Cookie Castle ~For All Cookie Lovers~

T'was salt!

*changes CD to Relient K*​

 

Salt doesnt do anything to me~
Yet a voice in the back of my head tells me not to eat salt.
BUT I NEVER LISTEN TO IT
>8D​

 

COOKIE CASTLE! *eats it*

 

Looks like amythest has no more teeth...​

 

LOL
And its re-enforced with STEEL
8D​

 

Meh. The steel didn't stop everyone before. :p

Maybe I should put a few more layers of this sugar solution to make it indestructable to bombs as well...:sideways:

...course I'd have to bill you for another half-hour when I finally collect my payment. :sly:

 

Right. I Have one question.
WTF happened before?
I for some reason have a memory blank for a while ago.
:3​

 

The short version?
Sugar + Remmis = :wacko:
Me + Air Pressured shot of Saline solution into Remmis = RRMS/2.
RRMS/2 = Jexmia + RRMS (memory loss)
Jexmia + Insult to DF = Sadistic tickle master^2
Sadistic tickle master^2 - DF = 0
5 minutes + RRMS (memory loss) = RRMS (memory gained) - Jexmia.

Makes sense? :xp:

 

It Makes Sense
>.>
<.<

I Feel Like Salt!
8D
There's a Voice in my head telling me not to eat salt.
>w>
-goes to kitchen to eat salt-

Eat Salt you lose your freaking memory Girl! Dont do itttttt!!!

Whee!! Saaalllttt!!!!~~~~
*Searches Kitchen*​

 

NO! Salt makes you thirsty!

*gets chocolate milk hose*

*douses RRMS and kitchen with chocolate milk*

 

Whee~~
Chocolate Miiiilllllkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!​

 

*avoids staring at RRMS' wet clothing*

I'll just be going to bed now.

*heads off to guest chambers*

 

-goes to Private quarters and Changes coat, pants and top-
>:

Night Night DF~~

-Goes to Kitchen and Searches For Sugar-​

 

*doesn't notice anything from the past hour cuz she's been
downloading and listening to random songs from DDR Extreme 2 and the Gummy Bear Song*​

 

Forgive me, but can I know how sugar protects against... bombs???

 

It would take years to explain the complexity of the sugar molecule and all it's different forms...​

 

Check it out! Sugar in space!
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/astronomy/sugar_000615.html

 

0_0

They're onto me...

*cookie poofs away*​

 

What? *Purrs*

 

Nothing!

Nothing at all!


...


I just had a thought.

Where exactly is this castle located?

Is it in California?

Or is it it's own world?​