~Amber~'s Magical Cookie Castle ~For All Cookie Lovers~

lol I added you to my list but it says you're offline~​

 

ninja puppeh approves to be added!

 

But of course~​

 

Oh sorry. It always like that.

 

:cryinganime:

Me?​

 

OH MEE MEE wait a second....

 

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>_>


^_^


v_v



no one's here...


*makes sure all possible peepholes are covered up*


*turns on music and starts dancing*​

 

*accidentaly finds a peep hole* Nice moves Amber!

 

.... How come it's always the guys that find the peepholes?

*takes music and poofs off elsewhere*​

 

Guys have the uncanny ability to be peeping toms. It's like when they go to naughty websites without getting caught. It's just male curiosity who find the female body completely mesmerizing in motion.
Especially with the gyrating hips.
As for me, I'd rather grab another cookie.
That makes a lot of guys drool.
*looks around at the invisible castle*
Seriously, they never look at the shoes or the hair.
Oh, right. The IRS. I'm pretty sure they're gone. And if not...
Their eyes just zoom right to what's in-between.
*takes out what seems to be a vat of scalding chocolate milk*
I'm speaking about teenage guys, of course.
Take this!
Around early teens and above.
*dumps entire contents over the castle walls, instantly incinerating IRS people, solicitors and hobos*
Unless they manage to stay pure.
Well, that takes care of one problem. I think we can safely make the castle turn visible again!
Which is very rare considering the media.
*looks at vat*
And stretching your arms above the head.
What the...this isn't a vat! It's that jacuzzi that was in Amber's room! How'd it get all the way out here?!
It usually draws their eyes to the chest area.
*ditches the jacuzzi and flees before Amber notices*
Of course, I'm only generalizing. Not true for every guy out there.
BTW, is this castle made of gingerbread? Because that would make a lot of sense. :p

 

*pushes button*
... guys are pervier than i thought...
*castle turns visible*

I have no clue what the castle is made of lol
... dangit i had more invisitext in mind but i just forgot it ><
I never at all stated what it was made out of...

Everyone just assumed it was made out of some sort if cookie ore.​

 

Well, it's a Cookie Castle.
Just thought you should know.
Of course, people would assume it was made out of cookies.
Of course, now you'll probably be
I used to think it was chocolate chip.
more suspicious of guys now that I told you.
But then I googled Cookie Castle.
I hope I didn't turn you off from them.
Most of them are made from gingerbread.
Like I said, I was generalizing.
So, that's how I see the walls now.
It doesn't apply to all of them.
Isn't imagination wonderful? :p

 

*blows up the castle again*

 

*licks castle walls*

Yummy chocolate :p

*throws cookie at Destiny*

>_>

<_<

*lick lick*​

 

Well I guess you can imagine it to be whatever you want it to be~
it's ok, guys are still just as cute as they were before ;p
... just as long as you don't imagine it made out of cell phones or something like that...

ok, that's it, you are officially banned from the castle!
D<​

 

*licks amber*

you taste like a cookie :D

*licks more*​

 

THANK YOU!!!! He's annoying in one of our RP's and was screwing around and god-modding there. Now that he's goneI hope this place would get better without him.

O_O;; ...................

 

*catches cookie*

Are you...licking me?

*a wicked look flashes in his eyes*

 

... Please stop licking me.



NAO.​

 

Must...resist...urges...to...ick...lom... :wacko: