Alright, what the fresh hell is going on here? SPOILERS

STOP PREVIEWING THIS YOU DUMMY
THIS IS A SPOILER AND ****
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HERP DE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
I meant derp




Why does Axel have a keyblade now? Wasn't Axel dead? Why is everyone getting keyblades? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FRANCHISE!?

 

It's Lea, not Axel. So clearly that justifies all of this.

 

A valiant spoiler warning effort thwarted by the fucking preview text thing that this site does.

 

Either because of the fandom or the series is just losing its touch what with Coded and Days coming up. Along with over 10 keyblade wielders this is just getting silly.

 

Rmemeber when we all used to call Roxas BHK?
Remember when we all thought that Kingdom Hearts 3 would be about some huge war involving keyblades?
Remember when we all thought that Final Mix would come out in America?

Spoiler

Just kidding, you never thought that was gonna happen

 

:l ****ing preview text. ****ing spoiled the game for me. awesome. im leaving the site forever now.

 

After reading this spoiler, you must realise how bad the story of KH is. There's not really been a reason to play these games other than for the gameplay for years now.

 

Remember when it was called the 13th Order?
Remember when they showed Donald freezing himself and Sora totally getting ready to scalp an Organization member on top of Hallow Bastion?
Remember when people died, they stayed dead?

 

Shoulda used brackets lollll

 

yeah, if axel has a bladekey, it's pretty terrible. how the **** does a character just become alive? i dont understand.

 

Magic of course XD

But I don't mind because Axel's my favorite character...

 

Same here lol

 

If your Heartless is destroyed, then your Nobody, you return whole.

 

It was confirmed a while ago that if a Heartless is killed before its corresponding Nobody, the heart and body will do FUSION-HAH and become whole when the Nobody is killed. And KH3D explains that Nobodies actually have hearts "growing" inside them because the body is apparently too much of a wuss go without one for to long. As for Lea having a Keyblade, let's just say that the strength of heart required to face oneself has been made manifest. It's as good an explanation as any.

 

It's because Nomura can't stick to anything simple and stable. The plot must make leaps and bounds to make it more 'complex' than it already is.

Now even Kairi's grandmother makes a comeback and can use a Keyblade. Makes you wonder why there was such a fuzz over Sora being the ONLY Keyblade Wielder in the first place.

 

Clearly that scene in BBS where they fight in the keyblade graveyard is in the future, and all those keyblades were dropped there that very f'king day by the amount of keyblade wielders they'll have by then.

 

And it is all a loop created by Xehanort. You know, considering there's time travel now, it's not too far-fetched.

 

Basically Lea was needed in order to help stop Xehanort, mainly because Terra has way too much darkness to be one of the 7 Lights to fight the 13 Darknesses. The only logical person would be Lea, since Xion and Roxas are inside of Sora.

And don't even start with the whole: "Why not give Cloud a Keyblade HURR DURR Cloud is so manly AMG ZOMG WTF Square" because that's ridiculous.

 

Why would anyone start with that, the only wielders are KH original characters, as that at least makes sense.