Alright mother****ers

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Jan 28, 2010.

  1. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Wait a minute! I read Jube say that the fort was part of the dog's very being. So if you control the fort you also control the dog. Which means he won't bite you anymore. Which means you can ask instructions from a vet to perform a lethal injection (not the vet itself because it would still bite the vet).
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    God damnit, why didn't I think of that?

    Brilliant.
     
  3. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Explosion
    Vector
    You know the rest
    Bullet is redirected due to vectors
    Oh come now, be creative.

    lolno

    The power to redirect vectors is an awesome power indeed.
    And what does Blade need to do in order to copy those awesome powers that cannot be percieved with his naked eye?
    That's right, he has to headbutt the person/thing who's using the power. Headbutt plus vector redirection equals Fort still standing.

    Also Blade can only copy fragments anyway.

    disintigration is the molecular bond between atoms coming apart.

    so yes they have a vector by principle

    Magic is an ambigious concept.
    With magic involved all laws of the universe do not matter, similar to reality warping.
    If you were to use magic, then nothing is stopping the fort from being able to redirect imaginary vectors such as magic.
    Also Magic doesn't exist
    He TOOK the fort
    He does not CONTROL it.



    You guys until page 10 to get rid of the Dog and his fort or the fort will redirect the air into a single point, creating a ball of plasma to destroy you all.
     
  4. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You didn't say we had to be creative!
     
  5. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    You don't have to be, but this IS supposed to be fun.
    Atleast for me when I reveal the most likely way of taking down the fort.
     
  6. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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  7. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Portal reference WIN!
     
  8. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Winrar.
    Thread over
    Imagine Breaker cannot be stopped
    CANNOT
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  10. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Damn I was planning on using the Imagine Breaker next but Jiku got to it before me.
     
  11. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    I also would have accepted The Flash or Shiki Ryougi.
     
  12. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Okay I understand Shiki because she's badass but the Flash? He's a vector.
     
  13. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    The Flash outruns death
    The Flash runs so fast that he can't even exist within the universe anymore
    The Flash needs his own grim reaper because he's so fast that death can't catch up to him.
    Running faster then vectos would be no stretch for the Flash.
    Bullshit? Yes
    Truth? Also yes.
     
  14. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    It's not the fort that gets damaged.
    Dog dies after about 10 years, therefore I win.

    Yes, I can wait that long.
     
  15. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Sephiroth uses Black Materia.
     
  16. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    As of Post 93 you are now attacking a nonexistent dog within a nonexistent fort.
     
  17. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    ....Well damn.
     
  18. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I would us a forklift to pick up the fort and move it somewhere else. I would not be getting near the dog, and biting a forklift has no effect as it is an inanimate object. If the fort redirects all vectors, then when it becomes a vector it will begin to move in random directions at random speeds. The dog would eventually be crushed by momentum and the screaming metal death trap that it's own impenetrable fort has become.
     
  19. Stardust Chaser

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    Put a bomb in my hand.

    Let the dog bite off my hand.

    Blow it up from the inside out.
     
  20. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    You guys are all attacking nothingness right now.
    Jiku Neon already got rid of the dog and the fort.

    But just for the hell of it.
    Meteor has vector
    Forklift has vector
    Never was it stated that the dog would bite OFF your hand.