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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I wouldn't do anything.
    Dog would run out of food eventually.
    Or age.
    He can't leave the fort to get food
    and food can't get in.
     
  2. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I would put on a suit made from the same materials used to build the fort and jump up and down on the fort, crushing the fort, taking the dog with it.
     
  3. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Not if closed up, something that the dog is fully capeable of.

    Incorrect
    The fort has none of these things, it simply redirects vectors.
    Also Brick break has a vector so it would be redirected.

    The fort still stands.

    Read first line by me of this post
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=96542&page=6
    His being is inside the fort. Anything that is outside of the fort he does not need.
    You would be redirected into the atmosphere, as the fort is made of cushions and sofa's and therefore so would your suit.

    The fort still stands.
     
  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Okay, fine. You asked for it.

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    The Shogun's reality-warping powers rewrite and nullify the fort's abilities and obliterate the dog. Assuming these vaguely-named "vectors" you refer to are euclidean vectors, an abstract force that affects perceptual reality has no quantifiable magnitude or direction, and thus is not affected by the fort's ability. The dog is easily dispatched from a distance once his defenses are down.
     
  5. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    This guy can beat the dog.

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    Explanation: He's a fucking god
     
  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    [​IMG]Superboy Prime punches reality.
    Reality is altered.
    Machamp is now inside the fort.
    Dog's bite can't push Machamp out of the fort because Machamp has vector.
    Dog bites Machamp's arm.
    Machamp snaps dog's neck with other arms.

    Kyoka Suigetsu made the dog think he was in a fort.
    But he wasn't.
    Machamp kills dog.
     
  7. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    ...Wow.

    We all had the same idea at once.

    There's no way that dog can take THREE reality warpers.

    Also I like how you made my Machamp the one to kill the dog. 8D
     
  8. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    But the vector would be redirected back at the fort (due to the materials being the same), which would direct it to me, which would direct it to the fort, and so on, and so on, until both the fort and I spontaneously combust, destroying the fort and the dog, but at the cost of my life. I had sacrificed myself to destroy the fort and the dog.
     
  9. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Reality has been warped
    This changes the conditions of the entire problem as it no longer exist within our realm
    Your answer does not apply to this reality, it applys to the new reality that was created from you altering this one.
    In short, by warping reality, for all we know, the dog could have transformed into G Getter robo. It's far too general.
    Closest thing to the right answer.
    However dog could simply not look at Kyōka Suigetsu by closing his eyes.

    The fort still stands.

    See above post. Reality warping is ambigious.

    Just because the materials are the same does not mean they share the same properties.
    Spiderman's skin is extremely durable but it is still considered human skin.

    That's not how force works.
     
  10. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Have you been reading the new chapters of Bleach? Aizen doesn't even need to use his shikai, he can just use his reiatsu to blow the dog up.
     
  11. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    sniper uses head shot!
     
  12. The Fuk? Dead

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    Long time no see.
     
  13. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Fine. You leave me no choice. BEHOLD!
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    THE POWER OF NORRIS COMPELS YOU!
     
  14. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    long time no see is right,


    thanks xD
     
  15. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    The answer. The Dog is not in the fort. it is just a dream.
     
  16. Spike H E R O

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    He would copy the Fort's awesome powers and set those forces upon the original fort, and with both forced being unable to destroy each other, the forts will both be cancelled out, leaving only Blade and a defenseless dog.

    The dog can surrender or be destroyed (we hope for the former).
     
  17. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    How does disintegration have a vector? It comes from within the thing, arising from the very nature of all matter.

    Therefore, no vector.
     
  18. Stardust Chaser

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    Uses magic to teleport dog out of fort, yet far enough away the dog can't get to her before she slaughters him. With more magic. Then drops an enormous cake on his dead body.

    The end.
     
  19. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    The dog is part of the fort. It cannot be teleported out of the fort.
    To be continued.
     
  20. The Fuk? Dead

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    At least I took the fort, that's got to count for something right?