Alright mother****ers

Armor only protects you from getting hurt. Force of the Dog biting will still keep you away from him. As stated before, you could beimmune to getting hurt, but if someone was pushing you everytime you got close to them you wouldn't getting near them too often despite your immunity.

Fire has a vector.
Fort redirects Vectors
The fort still stands.

 

Fuck .

 

Using the hole I dug earlier, I would fill the fort with tranquilizer gas after putting a suit on that protects me from the gases effects, thus, knocking the dog out, leaving me conscious. I would then drag the dog out of the fort and stab it 37 times in the chest.

 

I took it with my very first post.

 

Gas has a vector.
Fort redirects vectors
The fort still stands

Just because you took it, does not mean the dog is not in it.

 

The fort was the only thing I took, the fort and the dog are two separate masses.

 

The gas was released inside the fort. Deflecting it would just leave it in the fort.

 

1.

2. It is impossible to take the fort without having the dog bite you.

Read post again.

gas would be redirected back through the hole.



5 pages and the Dog is still chilling in his fort.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT!?

 

Would simply be an endless war.
Both forts would still stand.

 

I just don't see why my dinosaur can't bite his face off through that little hole.

 

There's your answer.
Also because the dog would bite him as he gets close.

 

I would wrap up the dog thightly in tin foil, blocking his bites. I would take him out of the fort and beat him with a guitar.

 

... Wat

 

Law of Entropy. As time increases the amount of disorder in a system will increase. This meaning that the very matter of the fort and the dog will eventually disintegrate into sub-atomic particles meaning that neither dog nor fort remains.

Of course protons have a very long lifespan so you'd be waiting a while.

 

Dog bites you as you get close, wouldn't be able to put Tin foil on him in the first place.

Disintigration has a vector
Fort redirects vectors
The fort still stands.

 

...I question thoroughly the train of thought that leads you to the conclusion that Machamp would not snap that fucking dog's jaw off as it got close.

 

Vectors keeps Lucy far enough away from dog.

-edit- or is that vector applied also?

 

I would open a Corridor of Darkness leading into the fort and shoot Blizzaga through it, freezing the dog. I would then toss said frozen dog into a lake.

 

How would Machamp fit his hand through that tiny little hole?
Also Machamp's weakness is flying type pokemon. He get's owned by ****ing brids, I doubt he could hold his ground against a Dog.

Hands would be redirected as they have vectors.

Freezing has vectors
Dog is making contact with fort
Freezing would simply be redirected

The fort still stands.

 

Dude, that hole will fit a hand. Even Machamp's.

Machamp is not defeated by common birds. Only by bird Pokemon. (In fact, your Machamp sucks if it loses to those. Most of the bird Pokes are awful.) This dog is not a Pokemon. Furthermore, if it is in fact a Pokemon, it is nonsensical and highly unlikely that it is a Flying-type. Psychic-type, perhaps, but Machamp has considerable Special Defense.

Also, Machamp could use Brick Break to break the fort.

Brick Break breaks everything.