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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Jan 28, 2010.

  1. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    He's half man, half dog. He can approach the other dog and challenge it by marking its territory, then fully claim it as his own after scaring the other dog away
     
  2. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Dog cannot get out of fort. His very being is inside that fort

    Fire has a vector and the fort deflects all vector properties (anything with velocity and directional force)

    This cannot break the fort

    No
    Dog does not need this
    Fort cannot be harmed by this
    The Dog is not scared of anything as he owns a fort that is impenetrable.

    TNT and Nukes have a vector. Therefore they are deflected.
    A nuke however DOES have a slim chance of suffocating the dog after the explosion, but this rarely happens as most people die from the radiation or explosion.
    Except the dog as he is in an impenetrable fort.
     
  3. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  4. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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  5. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    It's not very effective.
     
  6. Spike H E R O

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    Did somebody say "Fort"?
     
  7. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    WE SHALL BELIEVE OUR WAY INTO THE FORT WITH THE POWER OF MANLINESS.a
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  8. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    My doggie of the fort can beat yours.
     
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  10. The Fuk? Dead

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    Read my post
    It's a dinosaur who eats dogs, he would bite his god damn face off.
     
  11. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You guys are so creative. I applaud you all.
    As for the dog. I have found the solution.


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    Time kills all.
     
  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wait... Why does the dog have a fort anyway?
     
  13. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Speak for yourself.

    Time kills the weak. It will not kill me.
     
  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Dog cannot leave fort as he has no reason to.
    Effective or not, he bits you as you get close, therby keeping you at bay. Someone poking you with a stick may not be very effective in hurting you, it's doing a pretty good job at keeping you away from that person.
    Specify how Adam Blade would destroy the fort.
    Power of manliness cannot manifest. The fort still stands.
    Explain how
    Explain
    No he wouldn't. The dog is in a fort, how could he eat the dog if the dog is in a fort?
    Time cannot damage something. The fort still stands.

    Read first post.
    Dog bites you as you get close.
     
  15. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I dig underneath the fort, dig a hole into the fort, retrieve the dog whilst wearing a suit of armor, and take it out of the fort and sacrifice it, along with a gerbil, to the cat goddess.

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  16. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Nuke has a vector
    Fort deflects nuke explosion.

    The fort still stands.
     
  17. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Edited with better plan.
     
  18. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Read first post.
    You are bitten as you get close.
     
  19. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    But the armor protects me. I win, you lose, end of story.
     
  20. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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