After scouring the forums for three minutes,

Fine then, I shall admit *pulls bullet out of eye socket*. Candy made me poisen the drink. Her evil scheme all this time has been to murder you as revenge for not going on msn. I am afraid though that your wittiness has unravled her evil plans, and with that, I shall leave you *flash bomb*

 

Quite so. That is also why all my signatures suck, because I can't download a good program. I'll go ask my father to log me onto that account...

 

Laptops are always the ones that can't download MSN.

Well, mostly, not always.

I actually use a laptop instead of a computer majiggy.

._.

 

What .

Scarlet isn't that silly to kill me. It would not benefit her at all.

I made my signature with convenient pictures and Paint.

Of course, this is a very old laptop.

 

I don't even know anymore.

._.

 

I agree............

 

You will find out.

When you get MSN.

._.

 

May I ask, why the h*** do you end every single post with ._. ?!?!?!?

 

oh really? perhaps you should pay more attention to her. after all, since when do women need reasons to do the things that they do? o_O

 

That's what people ask me when they notice it.

I answer them, "It's my face."

._.

 

Since I locked every human female on the Earth in a cage dangling above a large crowd of rabid, horny teenagers.

 

But if they are all there then why is candy on this forum then? unless.......O_O

 

Scarlet isn't a human female. She's a tiger.

 

You becoming aware of it just killed the only chance you had of ending up in mine.