According to Urban Dictionary

Funny how accurate it is.

O_O Uh...

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kurt

A pimp ass individual who is in bed with three women at this very moment. We must get undressed now. Talk to you later.
I'm a pimp ass mother.

Aw hellz yeee

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Kurt

An absolute mad dude.
All Girls wanna be with him, all guys wanna be him.

Girl 1: Did you just see kurt?
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG He just winked at me *Faints*
*Ambulance Arrives*
Paramedic: What happened here?
Girl 1: That guy over there just winked at her and she fainted.
Paramedic: That guy right there? *points at kurt*
Girl 1: YES!
Paramedic: Wow, isnt he dreamy, what a kurt. *Faints*

 

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That explains alot.

 

Jules

A very large pimple on one's face and or neck.
Oh no! right before prom and I have a Jules!!!

ouch...

 

OI

**** you

 

Well...what can I say

 

lol I know your name

 

There's nothing bad about my name in there so I'll just post what one of them say.

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a funky fresh individul who has got it goinngg ONNNN.
she's amazing, talented, smart, and SUPPPPERR SEXYY.
she can be a straight up g, yo.(:
she's pretty flyyyy but totally down to earth
anyone who meets her loves her incredilby.
julia is pretty much the sex.
(boy sees girl)
boy: MAN THAT GIRL IS A TOTAL JULIA, I WANT HERRR.

that girl banged like a julia.
(:

Tell me something I don't know.

 

Oh really? Cause i've seen 4 names with that same first hit.

 

:lolface:
Aw come on, what did you expect?

 

wait, that was the last definition on the last page for your name?

 

No i meant I typed in my name, and that was the first hit. I also searched for friends names and came up with that as a first hit as well.

 

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bianca is a man **** who pretends to be a girl so he can go to an all girls school and hook up with the ladys there.
he has a penis but has had a sex change and the only things left are the parts and the voice yet looks half man, half girl.

bianca: "hey babe, come my place ?"
girl: "sorry i cant :("
bianca: "**** you *****, **** the world!
whats the point of me being in this school!"

 

this is honestly true, all the goth girls at my school are named samantha

 

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two or more men having homosexual relations. when two men are having sex they are doing the jake.
I caught my boyfriend with another man doing the jake

I am not amused by this.

 

There were only positive things: (i think?! )


The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous
1. an amazing, hot girl who loves to make people laugh
2. someone who likes to tflad
3. sex on legs (SOL)
4. nickname is aless

1. joe: i made out with an alessandra and was blown away. she was amazing.

2. billy: what's your gf like?
joe: she's an alessandra.
billy: lucky guy!

the coolest type of fish ever. only ever found in the waters of moracco. is very active and loves to fine mates is deeply in love with the water reeds. is very colorful ad very beautiful
"omg, did u see that alessandra swimming in the water"
"yeah i did it was so cool"