According to Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com

We all know how if you search your name it'll say some awesome stuff about you, but lets do something different

Search your name and go to the very last page. Find the most awful thing about you and post it here.

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Diego
A code word for gay, queer, strangeling, homo, and all homosexual words.
That dude is so diego.
I should beat up that diego guy.
Diego people are so not hawt.

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A completely useless person that does nothing has no job, no car, and no money. Always borrowing money from other people.
Guy 1:" Dude can you spot me i dont have any money I'll pay you back I swear."

Guy 2: "Dude come on again you starting to become a real Diego"

 

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1 .One who enjoys gargling droopy testicles in his mouth
2. An ancient sea monster known for having extravagantly orange pubes
3. ***** ass ****ing gay canadian kid

1. "Heeey! Are those testicles in your mouth?"
"Yep."
"Eeeew. Who do you think you are?! Noah?"
2. The harpoon struck the noah and sank him to the depths of the ocean
3. "Dude, you are acting like a total Noah... stop touching my ass."

:B|:

 

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Freddie:

Slang used to refer to a womans period. Because once a month, they can have an attitude and behave like Freddie Kreuger.
Guy 1: Hey dude, you go out with your girl this weekend?
Guy 2: No way man!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Dude, freddie showed up and it all went to hell!
Guy 1: Did she at least give you a hummer?

 

I'm lol'ing so hard at that first one.

 

Lexi
Plural for Lexus. One or more Lexus vehicles.
Look at all the Lexi in the parking lot.

 

ben
when you dont do shit but stay home and suck your cock all day and spank that old rooster around.
"boss, i cant come to work today, i got a bad case of bens"

 

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Melissa
(Nikis) Boyfriend stealing **** of a evil step sister who thinks she is the hottest thing in the world when in fact she is not! she is mean, is so ugly that u need super magical goggles just to look at her for a split second, and is so fat that when she jumps on a scale it says one at a time please she is a backstabbing evil ***** who you cant trust with anything. Thats why all her "friends" never invite her out!. Melissa is the type of person who thinks she can always win... haha how wrong she is. to anyone out there. if you meet a Melissa. WATCH YOUR BACK!
ChiCk1: Oh My God!!! the floor is shaking again!
ChiCk2: You know what that means?.
BoTh: ITS MELISSA!
ChiCk1: Oh No!!! i hate her she is such a ***** lets take
a run for it!!!
ChiCk2: Okay Lets Go!

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Melissa
this is a white substance which is sniffed
"I'm picking Melissa up at the airport and partying hard tonight!"

 

I don't have a definition. D:

Seriously... :<

 

My first name isn't defined, so I'll use my middle one.

Frances

1.A firecracker of a little sister.

Frances bitch slapped me again, and I had to tell mom who told me to stop being such a pussy.

 

Megan

a mean, catty girl. This girl does not have to be named Megan for it is a nickname or insult describing a girl who likes to steal boyfriends, crushes and 99% of all straight guys in the area. Perfect looking, tons of friends, and everyone loves (but secretly hates) her.
girl 1: Oh MY GOD. Cindy was so awful on the ski trip. She was flirting with Ryan and James!
girl 2: Wow. Shes being a total Megan.

 

Christian

ugly whore with a disease also known as a CTD.
which stands for christian transmitted disease.

No one likes Christian.
Everyone thinks shes annoying and everyone talks behind her back.

That ****ing christian!

I am a guy BTW

 

Same. xD

I like being a drug more though. 8D

 

matt 111 up, 314 down love it hate it

1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.
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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...

 

I do, too. X3

 

Is there seriously a save the vowels movement?

 

I have no idea. XDDD

 

I only have a couple of definitions and they're all pretty nice. >:L

The 'worst' one:

A time of 24 years.
A score + 4.
Two michaella's ago, most blue collar laborers considered their salaries a living wage and their pensions guaranteed.


Then there's this one:

A girl that lacks in self confidence and can often be seen with anxiety disorders, such as OCD, PTSD, SIB, PD, Anorexia and Bulemia.

but it goes on to say:

Michaella is the sort of girl that is however, very beautiful both on the outside and the inside. She is very caring and motherly, especially with disadvantaged people or those with special needs. Michaella is a very kind girl, needing love and trust, as it is what she craves.

That girl, she's a right Michaella.

 

I remember back when, it was like ZotT, you, Jade, and me that were anti-text talk. xD
Those were the days. ;~;

 

Yeah they were. I miss the old days, but missing them won't bring them back, sadly. Oh well, memories are a nice thing. ^^

 

Rachael
A less common and not as good version of the name Rachel


Is that a rachel?
No its a rachael
oh thats not soo good.