Accidents

i think i'm cused, everyday it seems like something is trying to kill me, today triped over my dog and almost crashed head first into a very sharp corner :(

 

I have perfected the art of crashing that is how, and yes I am lucky I would go crazy if I couldn't swim or ride, *shivers*

 

Be happy you can swim...Oh Gawd..I just remembered something...

When I was young (somewhere between 8-11 years old) I..kinda almost could have drowned. I was at...uck..this girl scout camp. I was in the damn water...and I couldn't swim. I saw everyone else going further into the water...and I was jealous. I TRIED to go further out, to the deeper end, and the water rose up to my chin. The Life Guard saw me, and held the hook-thing out, and I grabbed on and was pulled twords shore. Then...I got yelled at....-_-;

 

That's why your name is FireNanaki...:p

 

Yeah...water is NOT one of my strong suits....But Fire is another story...

 

Now that we are on the story of fire, lets go back to the desert again, I was bored and I started jumping over the fire, not on a dirtbike this time. While I was getting ready to jump my friend threw a can at me just before I got ready to jump and I stumbled into the fire catching all my clothes on fire and now I have a second degree on my right shoulder. and on part of my leg. I can't grow hair on part of my right arm either.

 

HOLY ****!!!!! How the hell does this stuff happen to you??!!!

 

hmm.... i was quad riding out in the country and i lost control, but my jeans got stuck in the engine. i flipped over sideways anmd i was stuck to it. 1 way ticket stright through the waiting room in the EM. i was bleeding like hell, and had broken three bones, torn two muscles and gotten concussion. Also, once i was playing rugby with my mates and some cousins of theirs who hated my guts. i was trying to get a try while jumping over one of my friends' cousins, who had lunged at me but while i was airborne he slapped my ankle, i did a front flip, and landed on my head. and what was most painfull was that under my weight my head folded into my neck. i broke it, and almost broke the thing that would either paralyze me or kill me. so i was pretty shaken up. regards to my friend's cousins.

 

Oh my Gawd....that's some scary stuff...I covered my mouth when I read this....wow...

 

wow...some of this stuff is scary.

 

welcome to the club.

 

Lets see...there was once, at that girl scout camp..thing, when, a=t the same beach..thing, I got some more pain. I was in the shallow end, and a few of the girls were playing with an absorby ball..water ball thingy. Anyways, I looked up, and it slammed right into my...right eye? I think it was. And then...my eye hurt. A LOT....I'm pathetic.....

 

ouch!! You okay FireNanaki?

 

This didn't happen to me but it was my best friend & i was there when it happened.
So me, my best friend n' a few guys went into these woods where a bunch of drunkies had been hanging, loads of beer bottles everywhere. I dunno who it was but they started throwing & smashing the bottles off the tree's. So my friend decided to try it & threw a bottle at a tree, it smashed into pieces & a huge bit of glass came flying back & went into her forehead, right between her eyebrows. Blood was dripping off her face, she had to go to hospital. Although we had a laugh when she came to school the next with a huge plaster on her forehead. :D

 

Yeah, that was when I was around 9 years old or something. Meh, maybe that's why my eyes can't see crap!! lol.

 

interesting theory. by the way, this might be a bit off topic, but i hate how this kind of stuff goes into America's Funniest Home Videos or into Home Alone movies and people laugh about it. its just plain sick. Back on topic. i was parachuting over the ocean when my line got stuck. i free-fell about 70-100 feet, then i was about 60 feet over the water. i got my line unstuck, and the parachute opened, so i slowed down considerably, until i was normal speed, but when i was about 40,guess what? my parachute ripped. i managed to get feet first, but when i hit water, it felt like i was hitting concrete. broke my right leg, only luckily.though i would've prefered not to.

 

Ok so this was this weekend, I was working up in my cabin in a quaint little mountian town in CA. So I was raking pine needles off the roof of the little workshop/garage, and I stepped into my pile and slide down and fell backwards off the roof to the ground, needless to say it really hurt and I knocked the wind out of me. I have a cut on my shoulder and arm, and a small split on the back of my head but that was nothing major.

 

i was trying to race my dad from our car to the house (i was like 8 or 9) and i slammed the car door. it was one of those cars where you have to lock it before you close the door. my finger got trapped in the door and i was ripping at the handle trying to get it open but it was locked. my dad tried to get in his side but it was locked too. when he finally got his keys, opened the door and freed me my finger was like hanging off. i ran up to the house screaming my head off. luckily because i was still young my bones hadnt fully set so my finger only bent, it didnt break. was still really badly bruised tho.
another time, at scouts, they decided it would be a gd idea to play volleyball with a basketball, i staved three fingers on my left hand, they lik doubled in size from the swelling

 

When I was three I got pushed down a flight of stairs...I was pretty much fine though

Back in october on the 12th I was crossing the street and a SUV came and hit me lol
Half my face was coverd in blood but I got up and finnished crossing the street..my best friend was on the other side and called 911 for me and they took me to the trama center i got 30 stitches in my forehead and stayed over night...had some road rash on my face too

but im fine XD

 

Once, at my grandma's in the Adirondack Mountains(New York) I slipped on the stone doorstep! I thought my leg was broken. I had a huge gross scab for weeks!:(