Absol...

*Throws Poke Ball*

*Shakes first time*

*Shakes second time*

*Breaks open*

DAMMIT YOU BROKE MY ONLY POKEBALL!

 

You should have used a Master Ball.

 

._.

.

 

On an Absol? Psht. Noob.

 

Not noob, too lazy to weaken it.

 

Sadly laziness is full of contradictions. It takes more effort to get a Masterball then it does to weaken an Absol.(Seriously just shove a cucumber in her face and she passes out)

 

I used mine in February on a couple of pink easter eggs thinking they were real-life Exeggcute. Turns out they were normal eggs.

I is fail.

 

It's called "cheating", deal with it. I gots x999 Master Balls in my items.


Forget what I said, your cucumber idea is much better.

 

Red encounters "Zapidos"
GO! Blastoise (real men chose water type)
What will Blastoise do?
Red throws master ball
*wait, wait, wait, wait,*
Zapidos broke free.

Me:WHAT THE FLYING ****!?

 

It's a Zapidos. It is above submitting to a pitiful Master Ball.

 

I know. Zapidos is above submitting to Master Balls, while Zapdos is not.

There is a difference.

 

You did. It was also confirmed that Wobbuffet is the real "god", and that Arceus was just a proxy.

DAMN NINTENDO

 

.... yeah I'm still 6 years behind so can I borrow tree fitty?

 

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