A zombie outbreak has occured

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Does picking up the seat i'm in count? Because I technically don't need to move to get it.

    And it'll smash plenty of braaaaaaaaaaaains!
     
  2. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I can use MY FISTS.

    And if not, I'm at the desk in my dorm room, so I have pretty much EVERYTHING on my desk.
    Think I might go for the headphones.
    Or my duel disk.
     
  3. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    Let's see, a badminton racket, ipod dock, suitcase, lava lamp, lots of complex physics work, heavy books, pencil case with the usual stuff in it, highlighter, actually pretty much everything in my bedroom. Who'd have guessed having a small and very messy room would come in handy? Shame my bow is in the other room though, that would have been cool.
     
  4. The Fuk? Dead

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    There's actually a metal baseball bat right here.

    I'm good.
     
  5. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I'll have to papercut them to death.... Challenge accepted.
     
  6. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A spoon.

    COME AT ME ZOMBIE BROS.
     
  7. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    CD's. CD Cases. Stapler. Speakers.

    I'll use the **** they were doing in the Voxli room to drown them in white noise.
     
  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    There's a lightbulb near me which I can break and use to stab those zombies.
     
  9. Arch Mana Knight

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    There's either this staple remover I could use or my pistol...Yeah. I think the choice is obvious. Nothing can defeat my staple remover.
     
  10. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Well, I'm sat on my bed, and next to my bed, on my stand is my sword sets....
    I think I'll take my chances. XD
    I'm still probably screwed in the event of an outbreak, but I can work with these babies. :P (At least, I wouldn't go down easy. Although, I'd plain prefer to use my Zombie plan instead)
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I laughed.
     
  12. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    my brother piled some more stuff on my desk, so i can now use nail clippers, 'Fantasia' and 'Fantasia 2000', some manga, some novels, cds, cd cases, my sewing kit, pokemon cards and a 'The Incredibles' dvd. there will be nothing left of those zombie *****es. C:<
     
  13. Nova We left a scar size extra-large.

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    A bottle of Ranch and a PSP game...
     
  14. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    I have a mountain dew can.

    Zombies...COME AT ME BROS
     
  15. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I've got a computer, keyboard, and a closet full of stuff. Come at me zombies, I dare you
     
  16. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ..... theres a Plants VS Zombies ad at the top of my page.....
     
  17. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Unless you got something that makes plants actually eat zombies, I don't think plants will help.
     
  18. The Fuk? Dead

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    I think it's funny that I just started playing Dead Island.