Script for one of many 7 minute cartoons I've written. (WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENCE). A Slam & Kasey Cartoon Take the Cake Starring Slam Wallaby & Kasey Kockroach The cartoon opens as S&K are miserably standing in front of a bakery as it's snowing, as a huge, beautiful cake lies as the front display. The two stare at it in lust, searching through their pockets and finding nothing. The chef/owner of the shop walks out the door, placing a "Out to Lunch" sign on his door and walks off, singing "It's a Hap-Hap-Happy Day" to himself. S&K see their chance, and both sneak inside the bakery, oblivious to the fact that they're both going at it at once. They grab opposite sides of the large cake, now noticing they've got competition for the thievery of this lucious cake. Both growling in jealously, Slam socks Kasey in the eye, and whacks him with a mallet so hard, that he falls through the floor. Slam runs off with the cake in hand, only for Kasey to crash/emerge from the floor right in front of him, poking him in the eyes with two fingers, and running off outside with the cake. He runs to the safety of his trash can, but finds it locked. Panicking as Slam marches right up to him with a club, he frantically pulls out a keychain, searching desperately for the key to safety. Finally, he finds the right key, just as he's whacked and the cake stolen away. Kasey furiously chases Slam with a chain mace, smashing his noggin and stealing back the cake. Slam chases after him, but runs right into a metal pole, knocking himself out. Kasey chuckles to himself, only to fall right down a manhole, plummeting into the sewer below, knocking himself out as well as losing the cake in the sewer water. The crash gets the attention of a poor, starving, weak rat, looking like he's truly desperate for any form of food. He spots the dirty cake, and squeals in delight as he grabs it and drags it off. Just then, Kasey awakes, and angrily spots the tiny thief. He's just about to chase after it, but Slam jumps down the manhole, slipping and falling on Kasey, knocking him out once more, giving Slam the chance to chase the rat. He grabs the cake, along with the rat as he's clutching it, and stuffs it down his throat. Kasey, now awakened, punches Slam in the stomach with a boxing glove so hard, he coughs the cake up intact as well as the rat. Both tackle each other furiously to the ground, pummeling each other. The rat sees this as his chance, and sneaks off with the cake as the two are distracted. Eventually too bruised and weary to fight, they both now see the cake getting away, and frantically chase after it, as the chase continues in the sewer line. The rat sees them, and knows he can't outrun them. So, he tears off a slice of cake for himself, and crawls into a pipe, managing to squeeze the cake inside with him. As Slam follows the trail of the pipe, Kasey pulls out a rocket launcher, stuffing it inside the pipe as he prepares to shoot the rat out. Meanwhile, Slam finds the end of the pipe, and snickers as he sticks his mouth in it, knowing he can trick the rat into running the cake right into his piehole. Slam sticks his mouth on the pipe, as Kasey sticks the rocket launcher at the other end... A drum roll is heard... The music suddenly gets dramatic, as the mouse finds another escape, shrieking as he realizes what's about to happen, and hides, covering his eyes... Aaaand... KAAAAAABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! A rocket fires and explodes in Slam's mouth, as he manages to put his mouth out with the dirty water around him. Furious, he grabs a spiky mallet, whalloping Kasey repeatedly, as Kasey strikes back, using his rocket launcher as his club. They beat each other mercillessly, until they remember the cake, as the rat is again scurrying off and getting away with the cake, as he climbs back up the ladder and onto the streets with it. S&K hurriedly climb up the ladder, chasing after the rat, dodging trucks and cars and parades as they chase the cake through the snowy streets. S&K pull out shotguns, blasting at the cake-wielding rodent, destroying everything but it. The streets are set on fire, cars are destroyed, people are scared away, as S&K furiously pursue the now filthy cake. Finally, the two climb after the rat up a building, and corner him at the edge. The rat threatens to drop it down the skyscraper if they come too close. Seeing they're bowing down to him as the cake is threatened, the rat (though doesn't speak, he squeaks in certain tones where you can get an idea what he's saying) proposes they share the cake. Reluctantly, S&K agree, as they climb down the now wrecked building and onto the destroyed city. Just as about they're about to split it, the chef/owner of the bakery now returns! Of course, he is furious at these three thieves, swiping the cake away, screaming at them in Italian, as he chases them away from his property, hurling other cakes at them as he continues to chase them until he's worn out. S&K and the rat sulk at first, having lost the single reasont they were fighting. But, they realize they have cake all over them from the guy chasing them. So, the cartoon closes as they lick the icing off of themselves, satisfied with that. The End. A Slam & Kasey Cartoon.
Seems like a general Looney Tunes idea. I'd work on splitting the writing into better paragraphs, and space them away too so its easier to read.I read the same line three times because it was so close together.
