What follows is a little Joke played on Forsaken by me and Mish, it's two conversations going on at once that need to sorta be read at the same time, i've colour coded them, and the time stamps are there, but there's no way I was actually making it into one big convo, so just be clever and get them both up at your face at once and enjoy. Spoiler: Mish [2:47:48 AM] Mish: I'm not going to do that lol [2:48:17 AM] Crimson Azoth: Fair enoooough [2:48:30 AM] Crimson Azoth: Oh Jaaaaaaad [2:49:11 AM] Mish: xD Craig [2:50:27 AM] Crimson Azoth: *whistles* [2:50:28 AM] Mish: .............. [2:50:45 AM] Crimson Azoth: What's up? =3 [2:50:46 AM] Mish: did you really tell him [2:50:57 AM] Mish: or did you just give him a message to send to me [2:51:32 AM] Crimson Azoth: Mish, haven't we known each other long enough that you know the answer to that already? [2:51:39 AM] Mish: Siiiiiiiigh [2:52:43 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:51 AM] Jad: <<< guess that makes it exciting [2:51 AM] Mish: <<< and i didn't even win that game of monopoly [2:52:45 AM] Crimson Azoth: Yeah [2:52:49 AM] Crimson Azoth: Totally didn't tell him anything [2:52:53 AM] Crimson Azoth: you might wanna shut your trap [2:52:54 AM] Mish: xD [2:53:08 AM] Crimson Azoth: but now he's confused! [2:53:09 AM] Mish: I didn't think you had [2:53:18 AM] Mish: The message he sent seemed too scripted [2:53:24 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:52 AM] Jad: <<< Hahahaha I'm going to use this to my advantage [2:53:28 AM] Crimson Azoth: He doesn't know you know. [2:53:32 AM] Crimson Azoth: that he doesn't know [2:53:36 AM] Mish: oh god [2:53:39 AM] Mish: this is good [2:53:50 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:53 AM] Jad: <<< and get more stuff out of her [2:53:53 AM] Crimson Azoth: what a terrible man [2:54:20 AM] Mish: Hahahaha [2:54:29 AM] Mish: He thinks he's getting me >:L [2:54:35 AM] Mish: but I shall get him [2:54:47 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:54 AM] Jad: <<< [2:53 AM] Mish: <<< Yeah, since we'd just been talking about it .-.dammit I think she knows [2:54:51 AM] Mish: DARN [2:55:04 AM] Crimson Azoth: Quickly [2:55:07 AM] Crimson Azoth: yell something at me [2:55:31 AM] Mish: fffffffff CRAIG WHY DO I TELL YOU ANYTHING [2:56:05 AM] Crimson Azoth: I'm sorry, but i figured no secrets in a relationship! [2:57:06 AM] Mish: some things are secret FOR A REASON [2:57:23 AM] Crimson Azoth: Yeah but c'mon, it's Jad! You'd tell him anyway, may aswell speed up the process [2:57:54 AM] Mish: not /that/ >___> he didn't need to know [2:58:22 AM] Crimson Azoth: Ahaha, he fell for it [2:58:30 AM] Crimson Azoth: I changed the time stamps so it didn't look obvious [2:58:36 AM] Mish: Hahahaha [2:58:39 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:58 AM] Jad: <<< jeeeeez now I'm really wondering what this is I'm trying to get it out of her [2:59:16 AM] Mish: [02:56:28] Mish: .__________. guess you're weirded out now [02:57:00] Jad: well no, but I would like you to elaborate on it tbh [02:57:20] Jad: just a sort of explanation you will need to try harder than that jad [2:59:50 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:59 AM] Jad: <<< fyi I'm going to confess to her that you didn't tell me anything ...just not now [3:00:01 AM] Mish: tsssk tssk [3:00:06 AM] Mish: I've put him in a tight spot [3:00:13 AM] Mish: [2:58 AM] Mish: <<< How much did he tell you? [3:00:24 AM] Crimson Azoth: [3:00 AM] Crimson Azoth: <<< Cool, I'm not worried, she never stays mad at me, she loves me more than she loves most people she see's on a daily basis.<3 [3:00:36 AM] Mish: n__n true [3:00:57 AM] Mish: Just so you know I'm really ****ing pissed off at you [3:01:15 AM] Crimson Azoth: It'll pass, always does. [3:01:20 AM] Mish: no [3:01:23 AM] Mish: send it ;P [3:01:42 AM] Mish: oh haha [3:01:48 AM] Mish: you were replying to me [3:01:50 AM] Mish: I get it [3:01:57 AM] Crimson Azoth: [3:01 AM] Jad: <<< ouch think I should tell her? [3:02:04 AM] Crimson Azoth: i didn't send my part. [3:02:13 AM] Mish: [02:58:20] Mish: How much did he tell you? [03:01:00] Jad: only a bit, but I'd really like an explanation though? xD you're clutchin' at straws jad bb [3:02:17 AM] Crimson Azoth: [3:01 AM] Jad: <<< I really don't want her to be mad at you. [3:02:35 AM] Mish: [3:02 AM] Jad: <<< okay confession time, because I really don't want you to be mad at Craig he didn't tell me anything. He only sent me the message.xD [3:03:33 AM] Crimson Azoth: [3:03:23 AM] Jad: **** [3:03:24 AM] Jad: YOU GUYS [3:03:27 AM] Crimson Azoth: <3 [3:05:16 AM] Crimson Azoth: Ahhhhh [3:05:18 AM] Crimson Azoth: that was fun. [3:05:33 AM] Mish: I just said the exact same thing to Jad xD [3:05:38 AM] Mish: He doesn't seem to agree Spoiler: Forsaken [2:48:43 AM] Crimson Azoth: Say nothing. [2:48:45 AM] Crimson Azoth: Just listen [2:48:50 AM] Crimson Azoth: Repeat to Mish, and only this [2:49:19 AM] Crimson Azoth: "Oh my god Mish, how could you? Craig just told me what you did, that's really quite derranged and frankly i'm shocked to my core" [2:49:39 AM] Jad: oh my god what hahahaha [2:49:46 AM] Crimson Azoth: Shhh, just do it. [2:49:47 AM] Jad: May I seriously know why? [2:49:58 AM] Crimson Azoth: For a laugh really [2:50:06 AM] Crimson Azoth: I told her I was off to tell you dirty secrets about her [2:50:29 AM] Jad: heheh [2:50:36 AM] Jad: I just said it [2:50:46 AM] Jad: Though she has told me quite a few dirty secrets about herself [2:50:55 AM] Jad: god damn it [2:51:11 AM] Crimson Azoth: Trust me, I know all she's told you and probably more. Girl tells me errything. [2:51:24 AM] Jad: Does this mean there's stuff I still don't know? [2:51:31 AM] Jad: jesus woman [2:51:46 AM] Crimson Azoth: there will never stop being stuff you don't know. [2:51:52 AM] Jad: guess that makes it exciting [2:51:54 AM] Jad: [2:51 AM] Mish: <<< and i didn't even win that game of monopoly [2:51:55 AM] Jad: wat [2:52:01 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:49:11 AM] Mish: xD Craig [2:50:27 AM] Crimson Azoth: *whistles* [2:50:28 AM] Mish: .............. [2:50:45 AM] Crimson Azoth: What's up? =3 [2:50:46 AM] Mish: did you really tell him [2:50:57 AM] Mish: or did you just give him a message to send to me [2:51:32 AM] Crimson Azoth: Mish, haven't we known each other long enough that you know the answer to that already? [2:51:39 AM] Mish: Siiiiiiiigh [2:52:32 AM] Jad: Hahahaha [2:53:08 AM] Jad: I'm going to use this to my advantage [2:53:19 AM] Jad: and get more stuff out of her [2:54:02 AM] Crimson Azoth: Squeeze her for all she's worth! [2:54:28 AM] Jad: [2:53 AM] Mish: <<< Yeah, since we'd just been talking about it .-.dammit I think she knows [2:54:56 AM] Crimson Azoth: I dunno, she's still yelling at me. [2:55:02 AM] Jad: xDDD [2:55:05 AM] Jad: show me what she said [2:56:25 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:49:31 AM] Mish: fffffffff CRAIG WHY DO I TELL YOU ANYTHING [2:50:05 AM] Crimson Azoth: I'm sorry, but i figured no secrets in a relationship! [2:57:43 AM] Crimson Azoth: [2:52:06 AM] Mish: some things are secret FOR A REASON [2:53:23 AM] Crimson Azoth: Yeah but c'mon, it's Jad! You'd tell him anyway, may aswell speed up the process [2:58:12 AM] Jad: jeeeeez now I'm really wondering what this is [2:58:18 AM] Jad: I'm trying to get it out of her [2:59:39 AM] Jad: fyi I'm going to confess to her that you didn't tell me anything [2:59:42 AM] Jad: ...just not now [3:00:10 AM] Crimson Azoth: Cool, I'm not worried, she never stays mad at me, she loves me more than she loves most people she see's on a daily basis. [3:00:27 AM] Jad: she's worried that I'm going to get weirded out by this [3:00:41 AM] Crimson Azoth: She told me "CENSORED FOR THREAT OF DEATH" [3:00:55 AM] Jad: I found it strange, but it really didn't [3:01:31 AM] Jad: girl gets too flustered [3:01:37 AM] Crimson Azoth: [3:00 AM] Mish: <<< Just so you know I'm really ****ing pissed off at you [3:01:39 AM] Crimson Azoth: And mad, apparently. [3:01:44 AM] Jad: ouch [3:01:46 AM] Jad: think I should tell her? [3:01:53 AM] Jad: I really don't want her to be mad at you. [3:02:56 AM] Crimson Azoth: I don't mind, all in good fun in the end. [3:03:00 AM] Jad: eh, I told her. [3:03:18 AM] Crimson Azoth: Oh, ahwell then. Fun while it lasted. [3:03:23 AM] Jad: **** [3:03:24 AM] Jad: YOU GUYS [3:03:27 AM] Crimson Azoth: <3 [3:03:53 AM] Jad: goddamn [3:03:58 AM] Crimson Azoth: Ahahaha [3:04:07 AM] Crimson Azoth: Too good an opportunity to pass up. [3:04:19 AM] Jad: you ****ing trolls holy **** [3:04:26 AM] Jad: I knew something was up [3:04:41 AM] Crimson Azoth: Sure.