A riddle

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    [A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
    The Wife said she was sleeping.
    The Cook was cooking breakfast.
    The Gardener was picking vegetables.
    The Maid was getting the mail.
    The Butler was cleaning the closet.

    The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?]
     
  2. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Maid. No mail on Sundays. Old riddle is old.
     
  3. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
     
  4. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Most fishing rods can be taken apart into many pieces, then reassembled without problem.

    Unless this is one of those wooden fishing rods...
     
  5. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Wrong. James wants the fishing rod delivered in one complete piece.
     
  6. The Fuk? Dead

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    He bent it. You said no package longer than 4 feet, so it was a 4 foot box and he bent it to fit inside.

    Before Mount Everest was discovered, what the highest peak on earth?
     
  7. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Bend it and it will eventually snap. Wrong.

    And the answer is Mount Everest.
     
  8. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Seems like a copy/paste, but yes you got it.
     
  9. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    lol @ GX getting it right off the bat.
     
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