a normal conversation with sammy usually goes like this :')

samantha vas ictomi******* says:
I just devoured the rest of the chedder sex mix
*CHEX MIX
aghh
i am suprised i am not morbidly obese
Hal3y wuv$ k1tteh$**************** says:
HAHAHAHAH
chedder
sex
samantha vas ictomi******* says:
the best sex

 

I missed you so much. I am not kidding.

 

I missed you so much too. Real life friends are such a drag :')
If I had any real life friends they would be...
Oh well I ain't even mad. I'm glad we be talkin'

 

who needs IRL friends when you are secretly working with me in the psychedelic realm of gamestop.

 

sorry i have to break your heart but i'm

 

i moved onto publr. its like the lame version of tumblr but the gif size limit is awesome

 

bye

 

LOL i would never go onto publr.

 

I AM NOT SEARCHING IT I THINK YOU ARE MAKING IT UP OK ;c

 

Is that where they keep all the money they should be giving you for trade-ins

 

yes. we buy ourselves nutella and coca cola with the money

 

DON'T LOOK AT HIM DON'T LOOK AT HIM DON'T LOOK AT HIM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

:')
sorry wat i was just ya know...wait i forget i think i have amnesia

 

I HAVE FOUND MILKYWAYS

 

some creepy kid i used to have study hall with whom i have never really spoken to in my life just inboxed me on facebook asking me why i deleted him as a friend. I DELETED HIM AS A FRIEND LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO.

kill me now pl0x

 

no. Use a summon. Call forth Odin.

 

:') zooooom gas

 

HOW CAN YOU DRINK THAT

IT IS MADE OF ACID AND ANGER

Odin misses. Call Diablos, yo