A message from the Dark Knights

reminds me of nirvana's in bloom song



"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes the mood"

 

That may be true, but darkness is all consuming. It feeds upon everything, like a staved beast. It devours all, including itself. Darkness is chaos and anarchy. You cannot wield a banhammer without it looking towards you greedily, and swinging itself at your defenseless body. For once the banhammer has no use for you, it will add your power to its own, as it has for generations.

 

Heh. You are correct, perhaps. But how can one be consumed by one own's impure existance. I was born of chaos and anarchy, that is what flows in my veins. My banhammer is an extension of my tainted blood. You cannot defeat that which you do not understand.

 

o_o

This thread made me lol.

Especially Pika's new avatar.

Also: The Black Market is great! I go there every day! Really!

 

I prefer Dark Matter...

 

Really? Want a chloroform kid? They are better than Cabbage Patch Kids by far.

 

Chloroform Kid?

Naw. I just want to sell my super-rare purple Armageddon: Damage (Superior) [50] PBAoE recipe for at least 50 Million Influence. :(

Oh, and if I could get a freaking boat load of IO's for Field Crafter, that'd be great. 8D

 

Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chloroform Kids make for great assistants in advertising. I'm sure they could hold up signs or something.

 

What? I don't need an assistant. I need Invention Origin Enhancements. D:

Field Crafter wont craft itself you know. :|

 

hey, XEG! help meh level, im bored!!!!!

 

Well what about test subjects? Chloroform Kids won't run away or anything. You really are pushing a hard bargain. I'll sell them at 1/2 the original market price.

 

D:

What level are you? I don't normally level people/it's 2 AM so like hell I'm helping you today because I'm going to go to bed in a few minutes.

 

lololololololoololololol sleep....who needs sleep pfft :P

 

Test subjects? I'm not testing anything... they won't run away? God, what did you to those poor children?

Wait.

Can they run around and collect salvage for me?

EDIT @ Neku: Um, I do. I have School on Thursday. >:

 

OK. I guessed I missed alot. I'm all caught up now. The dark knights will reign supreme!

 

im just teasing ya xeg, relaaaaax, I dun need help, I was just playin with ya

 

Well uh...they can be carried around to run and collect salvage. Good enough? Come on, now. I've got to eat and Pyro is taking half the cut on this. You don't want me to starve, do ya?

 

Oh good. Because I still need to reach 99/get a Magmaring card/freaking beat Anima Imbelis in WoE for once in my life/get slotted Tights/get my new Aco to Priest and then High Priest/finish applying to be a GM. ._.

Oh my god, are these Pryo's children? D:

Sure. I'll take one. Just so you can not starve. We need good staffers here. >:

But I'm taking it right to the Hospital! D:

 

You are a star that shines oh-so-dark, seemingly forever casting your dark rays on the Earth. However, you are slowly burning yourself out. Like everything else, you must fade. When you shine on us, you are slowly expending your very soul. use a banhammer, be it of your flesh and blood, or not, the speed you expend yourself rapidly increases. That gentle taint you give to everything turned into a fiery rage, your power becomes a supernova of dark glory, as you tear a soul from the interwebs and obliterate it. Once you start such a process, you cannot stop. All your power will be expelling, burning all in reach. When the banhammer is used with caution against evildoers, it is but a flare. When the banhammer is used with wanton disregard, you loose all control, and your dark power will pour from you onto the land, blackening all, leaving you without power and without a kingdom.