So we each name one thing we deem impossible after one another. However there's a catch. You can't contribute to two out of 3 impossible things in a row. (If a,b and c are people a's post, b's post then a's post is not acceptable. But a's post, c's post and then b's post is.) I'll start. #1: This thread getting up to the limit of posts per thread.
[highlight]Impossible means it certainly cannot occur. Your example is merely unlikely, but there is a chance greater than 0.[/highlight] [highlight]You fall off the 1000 feet high cliff for three feet, then land on an outcropping rock.[/highlight] [highlight]You fall into the acid, but you are in a lead box. The box is then removed, and you have exited the vat of acid unscathed.[/highlight] [highlight]Heath Ledger did not die in a drug related incident, and actually faked it to run away to Texas and start an account known as Shadox on KHV.[/highlight] [highlight]The concrete wall has been weakened, so you are able to drive on through, undamaged.[/highlight] [highlight]Christian Bale has an account on KHV known as Aster Phoenix.[/highlight] [highlight]Firstly, I define 'ride' as "remain on the equipment while it moves a measurable distance." You go to a skate park, go to the top of the ramp, then stand on the side of your bike while it slides down.[/highlight] [highlight]I laughed.[/highlight]
Assuming this thread recieves a constant flow of post of at least one every day with no deletions, this thread will never reach 5000 posts. That is impossible.