A list of impossible things

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  1. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    So we each name one thing we deem impossible after one another.
    However there's a catch.
    You can't contribute to two out of 3 impossible things in a row.
    (If a,b and c are people a's post, b's post then a's post is not acceptable. But a's post, c's post and then b's post is.)
    I'll start.

    #1: This thread getting up to the limit of posts per thread.
     
  2. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    i can fall off of a cliff that is 1000 feet and live. no parachute or trees. or bears :lolface:
     
  3. Shadox D. Twilight Town Denizen

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    I can survive falling in a vat of acid and come out unscathed :lolface:
     
  4. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    You're the Joker.
     
  5. Aster Phoenix Traverse Town Homebody

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    I can ride a motorcycle into a concreat wall with no helmet at 90 MPH and live
     
  6. MandyXRiku4ever Twilight Town Denizen

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    You are batman :lolface:
     
  7. Stardust Chaser

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    I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

    And no pedals.

    And no wheels.
     
  8. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    lulz were had here.
     
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    [highlight]Impossible means it certainly cannot occur. Your example is merely unlikely, but there is a chance greater than 0.[/highlight]​
    [highlight]You fall off the 1000 feet high cliff for three feet, then land on an outcropping rock.[/highlight]​
    [highlight]You fall into the acid, but you are in a lead box. The box is then removed, and you have exited the vat of acid unscathed.[/highlight]​
    [highlight]Heath Ledger did not die in a drug related incident, and actually faked it to run away to Texas and start an account known as Shadox on KHV.[/highlight]​
    [highlight]The concrete wall has been weakened, so you are able to drive on through, undamaged.[/highlight]​
    [highlight]Christian Bale has an account on KHV known as Aster Phoenix.[/highlight]​

    [highlight]Firstly, I define 'ride' as "remain on the equipment while it moves a measurable distance."

    You go to a skate park, go to the top of the ramp, then stand on the side of your bike while it slides down.
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    [highlight]I laughed.[/highlight]​
     
  10. Aster Phoenix Traverse Town Homebody

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    Yay I'm a celebrity [​IMG]
     
  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Assuming this thread recieves a constant flow of post of at least one every day with no deletions, this thread will never reach 5000 posts.

    That is impossible.
     
  12. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    I will turn into a man right now without surgery.
     
  13. Roxas~N~Namine Traverse Town Homebody

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    Christianity :lolface:
     
  14. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    lolno.

    i am going to eat cat feces and not puke.