A Kingdom Hearts Cake Parody

Discussion in 'Archives' started by ♥AL90♥, May 28, 2007.

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What flavor of cake do you like best?

Poll closed Jun 7, 2007.
  1. Vanilla

    14.5%
  2. Chocolate

    65.5%
  3. Strawberry

    9.1%
  4. Other (please list below)

    10.9%
  1. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Summer, a time of swimming grilling,and birthday parties. Riku's birthday was coming up and Sora and Kairi were trying to set up a surprise party for Riku. They found everything, presents, area, decorations, and all they needed was a cake...

    "Hey Kairi, didn't Riku say he wanted a chocolate cake." Sora said

    "No, I think he said that he said he wanted vanilla." Kairi remembered.

    "He's allergic to vanilla. I remember at his fifth birthday party his face just blew up after one slice."

    "He can't be allergic to vanilla, he had a couple slices of vanilla cake at Goofy's birthday party a week ago."

    "That reminds me... how old is Goofy anyway?" Sora wondered.

    "I don't know ,but I remember a lot of birthday candles on his cake."

    "Anyway, I think he likes strawberry."Kairi said.

    "No, he likes Oreo ice cream cake."

    "Why would he want Oreo?"

    "Because it's cookielicous!"Sora shouted."

    Tidus, Wakka,and Selphie stopped playing catch and starred at Sora like they always do when he makes a dumb comment.

    "Will you just finish your game!" Sora screamed.

    They all immediately restarted their game noticing the anger in Sora's voice.Obviously he was getting tense trying to find a cake flavor for Riku's party.

    "What about coconut?"Kairi asked.

    "Coconut tastes weird."

    "Only if you use the Cetty Brocker mix.If you make it from scratch it taste better."

    "How about we go with... Sea salt ice cream cake?" Sora wondered.

    "That I'll work. Everyone loves seasalt ice cream!"

    So they wen't with sea salt ice cream cake. There was only one problem.

    "How do you make an ice cream cake without baking and melting it?" They both wondered.



    After many tries of making a sea salt ice cream cake....




    "Happy Birthday Riku." Everyone shouted.(everyone I mentioned in the story except Riku.)

    After Riku opened all his presents (which didn't take long cause there were only like six of them.)

    "Here's your cake," Sora and Kairi announced with excitement,"sea salt ice cream cake!"

    Riku's face lit up and then burnt out.

    "That's not an ice cream cake.That's a blob of ice cream that's been dumped in the ocean, fished out, baked, and put in the shape of a cake." Riku supposed.

    "Well we thought you liked sea salt ice cream?" Sora questioned.

    "I'm allergic to sea salt ice cream. I love vanilla cake."

    "I thought you were allergic?"

    "No, my face blew up at your birthday party when your mom served up a Cetty Brocker vanilla cake. Everyone knows that Cetty Brocker stuffs who knows what in each box of cake mix."

    "Okay than. Do you like Oreo ice cream cake?" Sora asked.

    "Of course I do it's cookielicous!" Riku replied.

    Everyone starred at each other like they meant to say,"did they have sugar for breakfast?"

    "Wanna go get some?" Riku asked.

    "You bet!" Sora said with excitement.


    The End
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    that's a good one. it's cookielicious. i give it a 5/5
     
  3. Black Sinner Twilight Town Denizen

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    Cetty Brocker...I wonder what brand that could be, lol.
    It was a cute story, and made me laugh a lot.

    Hehe...Cookielicious...
     
  4. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    That was one "Crack-tastic" story.

    Made me giggle... XD
     
  5. Stardust Chaser

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    That story was COOKIELICIOUS! xD I loved it, nice job. Made me laugh.
     
  6. Gravity Chaser

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    Lol, funny and random! I love it!
     
  7. twilightsora13 Destiny Islands Resident

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    cookielicious = word of the day. XD 5/5 for a job well done.
    Oreos are the food of the gods. with whipped cream on top they're the best.

    I happen to be quite partial to all things strawberry, especially pocky...*snatch* but not actual strawberries. O_o for some reason I don't like those.
     
  8. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I made this story because that day we baked a cake that day and it was coconut. yuck! So I made a KH cake parody, and I'm glad you guys liked it! :)
     
  9. Marluxia55 Traverse Town Homebody

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    i like strawberry and chocolate but strawberry is better for me:p